We weren't even looking for anyone's attention but the goblin mob, ever anxious to feel the thrill of stomping on human punching bags can never resist the urge when given even the slimmest of opportunities.
The free advertising has been tremendous and nearly overwhelmed our intake team who were not supposed to be processing anything yet so I'd like to thank the gotham city asylum of Nova Scotia in particular for generating so much interest ahead of our public launch later this month!
Your continued sticky handed, diabetically infused efforts to consistently horrify observers with your unhinged, psychopathic behaviour is a PR victory you can't buy with money or favor.
Canadian conservatives try to win the most consequential election in national history in a nation wide crisis by proposing the return of plastic straws! Compelling.
Meanwhile, the eternal liberal boomer has sided with indians and jews against their own children while schizophrenically draping themselves in a flag they spent the past three years they've spent hating without a clue what it means.
It's not exactly the same as being a passenger on the Titanic, but it's close.