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The penguins of Heard and Macdonald Islands are visibly outraged with Trump's recent tariffs on them.
Spokespenguin Waddles addressed reporters during a press conference on the island, who was wildly slapping his flippers, saying that "THIS IS ECONOMIC ICEBERG SABOTAGE! WE ARE ALREADY SUFFERING INFLATION ON KRILL IMPORTS AND NOW TRUMP SLAPS TARIFFS ONTO US? HE WANTS OUR FISH. TELL HIM TO COME AND TRY TO COLLECT IT HIMSELF. DON'T TREAD ON THE PENGUIN!"
Trump defended the tariffs during a rally, saying "These penguins are very unfair traders. They've been dumping fish guts into our oceans for decades. Tremendous mess. I know everything there is to know about birds. I had a macaw as a kid. Terrific bird, very huge."
The UN has proposed a summit moderated by Morgan Freeman, although both sides have not yet replied to the invitation.
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