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Speculative buyers who had no intention of ever living in the property they bought, and fully intended to flip their crappy cottage, thereby helping to raise the prices of homes to astronomical levels that in effect screwed young people out of a chance of ever owning affordable housing, are now complaining that they are losing money from their terrible decision
The main reason Whites are starting to wake up to their racial interest and ongoing victimisation is that with social media, they can now see how other races view them in an unfiltered form.
The fundraiser for Shiloh Hendrix would not have received the support it did if not for seeing how Blacks responded to the murder of Austin Metcalf.
In a multiracial society where everyone else is tribal, there is no neutral, colour-blind position – if you're not helping your group, you're complicit in their unfair treatment at the hands of other groups.
Speculative buyers who had no intention of ever living in the property they bought, and fully intended to flip their crappy cottage, thereby helping to raise the prices of homes to astronomical levels that in effect screwed young people out of a chance of ever owning affordable housing, are now complaining that they are losing money from their terrible decision
12. Unnecessary Facial Expressions During conversations, contort your face into odd shapes. Raise your eyebrows like you’re confused, squint like you’re skeptical, and pull your lips to one side like you’re puzzled. People will slow down their speech to "help" you, effectively surrendering control of the conversation.
13. The "I Don’t Get It" Endgame No matter how clearly something is explained, respond with: *“Yeah, I don’t get it.”* Watch as they repeat themselves. Still, don't get it. If they start getting upset, apologize, *“Sorry, I’m just a bit slow today.”* Sympathy will be offered. Time will be wasted.
14. Oral Reading Masterclass When handed a document, read it aloud. Slowly. Use your finger to trace each word as if it’s a treasure map. If you get to a large word (like "beneficiary"), pause for a long time, frown, then try to sound it out. This will force others to intervene and "help" you, burning their time, not yours.
15. “Steal Time, Stay Dumb” Strategy Every second you remain "helpless" is a second that belongs to you, not them. Let them coach you. Let them explain. Each repeated explanation costs them mental energy. Each correction they make is a resource transfer. Stay dumb. They will give up long before you do.
16. Criminal Mastermind Clause If you play the "helpless fool" long enough, you can escape blame for almost anything. *“Oh, I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to park there. I thought that sign was just a suggestion.”* The key is to maintain plausible deniability. If someone accuses you of being "difficult on purpose," tilt your head and say, *“What do you mean by ‘on purpose?’”*
17. "Oopsie, I’m Just Silly" Defense Mistakes are your shield. Knock things over. Drop papers. Spill water. *“Oh, my bad!”* they’ll hear you say, over and over. People will believe you’re simply "clumsy" and not a master of tactical disruption.
18. Play the Fool, Become the King All great kings were once "fools." The jester is the only one in the court who can speak truth to power without punishment. By playing the fool, you’re untouchable. The CEO has to listen to the high-level consultant. But *nobody* expects a guy who “doesn’t get it” to be up to anything. You’re invisible.
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Summary: The True Power of "Playing Dumb" The "retard pill" is not about stupidity — it’s about power. It’s the power of disengagement. The less you "get," the less you’re responsible for. The less you understand, the more others have to work for you. Every time someone explains something for the third time, *you are winning*. Every second they waste on you is a second they can never get back.
This strategy works because it weaponizes expectations. In a world obsessed with productivity, efficiency, and competence, being the "helpless guy" is subversive. You are now the bottleneck. The obstacle. The immovable object in a world of unstoppable forces.
With great dumbness comes great irresponsibility. Take the pill. Get away with everything.
### The Retard Pill Manifesto: How to Win by Losing (Your Mind)
1. Adopt the "Regular Guy" Persona When confronted with complex ideas, political debates, or heated opinions, lean back and say, *“I dunno, man, I’m just a regular guy. That stuff’s too big for me.”* This disarms the opponent, as they now have no target. They’re swinging at air. You’re not even in the ring.
2. Weaponized Confusion Any time someone explains something, squint a little and say, *“Can you say that again but, like, slower?”* Repeat this process until they begin to doubt their own ability to explain it. Extra points if you ask, *“Wait, but what do you mean by [insert most obvious term in the sentence]?”* This can go on forever if done right.
3. Staring Contest (The Optical Ambush) When someone is talking, just stare at them. But here’s the trick: let your eyes unfocus, as if you’re gazing past them, not at them. Occasionally blink, but only once every 20 seconds. If they pause, say, *“Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.”* The psychological toll this takes on your opponent cannot be overstated.
4. Slow Talk Request (Time Vampirism) Whenever people are speaking quickly, simply raise a hand and say, *“Whoa, slow down, cowboy, I’m not a computer.”* This forces them to recalibrate their speed, wasting time and energy. You have now gained the power of pace control in the conversation.
5. "I Don’t Do the News" Tactic If someone mentions current events, shrug and say, *“Man, I tried watching the news once, but they kept using all these big words like ‘economy’ and ‘diplomacy.’ I couldn’t keep up.”* Then launch into a detailed, 5-minute breakdown of a reality show plot or a mundane personal anecdote.
6. Strategic Vocabulary Sabotage Keep your sentences simple. Use only monosyllabic words whenever possible. Not "delicious," but "good." Not "unfortunate," but "bad." If someone uses big words, tilt your head and say, *“What’s that mean?”* This will drain them of energy and patience.
7. Techno-Luddite Gambit Play up your helplessness in the face of modern technology. *“I tried to get vaccined but the website asked for a ‘confirmation email.’ What’s that?”* No one will bother you further. If pressed, tell them you only have a flip phone and "don't trust the clouds" (don't specify which clouds).
8. Feign Historical Amnesia If COVID-19 or other significant global events are mentioned, act as if it’s ancient history. *“COVID? Man, I thought that was done like two years ago.”* People will now have to waste time explaining current events from scratch.
9. Form Fumbler (Paperwork Phantasm) Forms are your playground. Misspell your name, forget your birthday, and sign in the wrong box. *“Oh, I thought I was supposed to sign here, not there.”* Watch as administrators and customer service agents have to "correct" everything for you.
10. Echo Chamber Technique When someone says something, immediately repeat it back to them, but in a slow, flat, deadpan voice. *Them*: *“We have to move the meeting to 3 PM.”* *You (mouth-breathing)*: *“We... have to move... the meeting... to 3 PM.”* They will doubt their reality. The effort it takes to "hear themselves" through you will exhaust them.
11. Error Amplification If you’re filling out forms, *deliberately* get things wrong. If you’re asked to fill in a date, put in today’s date, not the one required. Mix uppercase and lowercase in your name. If a password asks for a symbol, use an actual symbol, like a drawing of a star. The administrators will have to "correct" it all for you, using *their time, not yours*.