'After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.'
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''Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.''
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'Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.'
'[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!'
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'After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.'
15.04.202505:05
'When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.'
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'If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.'
'Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.'
