HUMOR NEWS 🔞 | Telegy
20.04.202506:25
Chel gave his vegan sister's kid his first taste of barbecue ribs.
The kid's reaction is amazing 😀
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The kid's reaction is amazing 😀
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16.04.202521:02
Neural networks have finally learned how to animate hands.
But there's one thing...
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14.04.202522:26
12.04.202519:48
The first-ever sperm race will be held in California on April 25, with samples from two universities, USC and UCLA, battling it out on a microscopic track.
The event will take place at the Hollywood Palladium in front of 5,000 spectators, with live streaming, commentators and even betting.
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The event will take place at the Hollywood Palladium in front of 5,000 spectators, with live streaming, commentators and even betting.
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05.04.202522:41
In England the church organizes wrestling after prayers, and in Germany the bishop reads rap music.
The goal is to lure young people who have long since given up going to church. And, apparently, the method works: 200 people came to the last Wrestling Church service in England. First there is a sermon and prayer, then two hours of wrestling in a wrestling ring right in the church.
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The goal is to lure young people who have long since given up going to church. And, apparently, the method works: 200 people came to the last Wrestling Church service in England. First there is a sermon and prayer, then two hours of wrestling in a wrestling ring right in the church.
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03.04.202521:57
Women love bald men - they are associated with male sexuality, leadership and success.
It is specified that the trend for bald heads appeared back in the 70s of XX century - then scientists found that baldness is associated with high levels of testosterone.
Later, there was an evolutionary explanation for the benefits of baldness:
Male chimpanzees and gorillas have baldness if they are aggressive, active. It became clear that shrinking head hair is nothing more than an adaptive response in the animal kingdom in male primates to win fights.
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It is specified that the trend for bald heads appeared back in the 70s of XX century - then scientists found that baldness is associated with high levels of testosterone.
Later, there was an evolutionary explanation for the benefits of baldness:
Male chimpanzees and gorillas have baldness if they are aggressive, active. It became clear that shrinking head hair is nothing more than an adaptive response in the animal kingdom in male primates to win fights.
Scoofs, returning tickets to Turkey.
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19.04.202519:35
Deloitte fired 60 employees after luring them to the 24th floor on the pretext of free pizza. Instead of treats, they were given termination notices. HR explained that this was a way to identify employees with "extra time". Each was given a $5 coupon to a pizza place as a farewell gift.
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15.04.202519:39
In England, a man in 25 years earned about 760 million rubles by charging for parking at a zoo, which was actually free. The media write that he looked official - with a uniform, badge and barrier, so no one doubted. The fraud only came to light after his sudden disappearance.
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14.04.202507:50
Anecdote of the day: in Serbia, the cops arrested a man, put him in a patrol car, and the supermind just walked out another door.
The cops were distracted by outraged bystanders, and the man calmly went home as if nothing had happened.
That's the kind of defeatism I'm striving for.
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The cops were distracted by outraged bystanders, and the man calmly went home as if nothing had happened.
That's the kind of defeatism I'm striving for.
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10.04.202519:21
A monkey was spotted in Bali with an iPhone 15 Pro Max - the video has garnered 4 million views in three days.
Even a monkey is vacationing in Bali with an iPhone.
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Even a monkey is vacationing in Bali with an iPhone.
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05.04.202522:41
01.04.202522:04
A pregnant girl decided to follow her boyfriend and found his car at an unknown house. When she knocked, she was opened by a man without pants.
The guy excused himself: it was just a fellow gamer, and the guys were sitting around playing Xbox.
The everyday life of a console player.
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The guy excused himself: it was just a fellow gamer, and the guys were sitting around playing Xbox.
The everyday life of a console player.
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18.04.202504:20
The mayor of Washington, D.C., has declared April 11 Alexander Ovechkin Day (Russian hockey player)
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15.04.202505:40
Attention: a crow walks a rat in Moscow.
Thank you for your attention.
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13.04.202521:35
The US Army wanted to create a "gay bomb".
In the '90s, the U.S. Army considered the idea of a chemical weapon that would have affected the outcome of a battle.
"Gay bomb" dropped on the enemy would spray an aphrodisiac that was supposed to make soldiers sexually attracted to each other.
The Pentagon admitted that there was indeed a project, but it did not go further than discussions.
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In the '90s, the U.S. Army considered the idea of a chemical weapon that would have affected the outcome of a battle.
"Gay bomb" dropped on the enemy would spray an aphrodisiac that was supposed to make soldiers sexually attracted to each other.
The Pentagon admitted that there was indeed a project, but it did not go further than discussions.
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FINANCE NEWS | Telegy
09.04.202514:50
Countries are "kissing my ass" to make new trade agreements, Trump said.
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04.04.202521:35
A common accident with zoomers: in the USA, a man ran into a car of ticktockers, and instead of fighting, they started to film dancing on the background of the wrecked car.
The most carefree generation ever.
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The most carefree generation ever.
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31.03.202522:36
In China, rescuers broke down a door because of a woman's cries for help - it turned out the couple were just having loud sex.
Neighbors thought the woman was being beaten in the apartment and called the fire department. They opened the door and found a surprised man with a bare torso and a disheveled girl.
It turned out that the young people had just had a passionate night.
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Neighbors thought the woman was being beaten in the apartment and called the fire department. They opened the door and found a surprised man with a bare torso and a disheveled girl.
It turned out that the young people had just had a passionate night.
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17.04.202515:14
A high-end restaurant in China is serving a dessert made of... elephant shit.
The dish, poetically named "Flowers Inserted in Elephant Dung", is made from a crunchy base of dung, fruit jam, pollen and honey sorbet.
The dessert is part of a set of 15 exotic dishes: it also includes "honey on ice," tree leaves and a plate of "black slurry" smelling of rot. The price of the question - $530 or about 43 thousand rubles.
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The dish, poetically named "Flowers Inserted in Elephant Dung", is made from a crunchy base of dung, fruit jam, pollen and honey sorbet.
The dessert is part of a set of 15 exotic dishes: it also includes "honey on ice," tree leaves and a plate of "black slurry" smelling of rot. The price of the question - $530 or about 43 thousand rubles.
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14.04.202522:26
The web is buzzing with a man who's been training for months to... to build only one trapezius muscle.
If a man were asymmetrical.
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If a man were asymmetrical.
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13.04.202510:25
Catwoman showed us what it's like to live with a Maine Coon.
You don't understand, he's just learning to play the trombone.
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06.04.202522:40
McGregor is making a comeback
While everyone is discussing his return to the octagon, Conor has already engaged in another - possibly the most high-profile partnership outside of professional MMA.
Conor McGregor has been spotted with 1win merch at the upcoming BKFC tournament in Dubai.
If sources are to be believed, 1win is preparing not just a contract with Conor, but something bigger - an exclusive project or even a business partnership.
Who was it that said McGregor had walked off into the sunset?
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While everyone is discussing his return to the octagon, Conor has already engaged in another - possibly the most high-profile partnership outside of professional MMA.
Conor McGregor has been spotted with 1win merch at the upcoming BKFC tournament in Dubai.
If sources are to be believed, 1win is preparing not just a contract with Conor, but something bigger - an exclusive project or even a business partnership.
Who was it that said McGregor had walked off into the sunset?
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04.04.202510:09
Jokes of the day: a pickpocket with the superpower to instantly shit in his pants was arrested in India - that's how he eluded the police for years.
The 27-year-old crook would steal cell phones and when he was caught, he would immediately urinate in his shorts. The cops would slow down because of the stench, and the guy would calmly walk away.
Eventually, the department devised a plan: the cops put on gloves and gas masks and managed to catch the "shitting Flash".
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The 27-year-old crook would steal cell phones and when he was caught, he would immediately urinate in his shorts. The cops would slow down because of the stench, and the guy would calmly walk away.
Eventually, the department devised a plan: the cops put on gloves and gas masks and managed to catch the "shitting Flash".
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30.03.202518:20
The girl decided to try on a fashionable jumpsuit in the store - the result killed.
This is what "legs from the ears" look like.
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This is what "legs from the ears" look like.
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