💀 I’m Airdrop Andy. I Farmed for 1 Year… and Got Nothing.
I clicked. I grinded. I referred 100 friends (and bought 80 fake ones for extra farming power). I liked, retweeted, tagged, joined giveaways, and even wrote cringe engagement tweets.
💰 “Just a little effort, and you’ll get free money.” they said.
🔥 “It’s an easy $1,000 for doing nothing.” they said.
🚀 Every day, I asked ‘wen TGE’ on X
📜 Every week, the team said ‘soon™ or NOTNOW™’
📉 Every month, they postponed
Then, finally… the big announcement:
“We’re going back to basics! Listing on DEX only!”
😭 No CEX. No liquidity. No volume. No money.
🥹 1 year of my life for a token worth less than gas fees.
But just as I was about to quit… I saw it.
👀 “New airdrop! This project looks promising!”
🥹Because Hungry Degens Never Learn.
