DF&Co: Maundy 🥖🍷
26.04.202503:56
Not bad 🤔
25.04.202512:34
The Angels in Heaven looking upon yuo in yuor filth. Go ahead… pray…
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25.04.202500:52
24.04.202518:24
Me when my gf has a headache so I make her drink a glass of water and it vanishes
24.04.202513:17
How bro looks at me when the teacher says she has stage 4 colon cancer
25.04.202522:54
Under DF&Co: HQ there is a bunker and under that bunker lies the brig — affectionately known by torturers and executioners as “Fink’s Funk Den” for reasons related to what occurs there. The head man is known as “The Abomination of Desolation,” and those who look upon “him” despair.
As the monkey butler, Mr. Pondicherry, alerts the household for the arrival of “The Brides” he sends word
to the Abomination who must be the harbinger of their arrival….
(The mechanism behind this will be explained soon)
This is yuor final warning to shield thine eyes.
As the monkey butler, Mr. Pondicherry, alerts the household for the arrival of “The Brides” he sends word
to the Abomination who must be the harbinger of their arrival….
(The mechanism behind this will be explained soon)
This is yuor final warning to shield thine eyes.
25.04.202502:26
24.04.202522:11
The sound and laughter of children is a curse unto everyone except those selfish enough to tolerate it because it is their own fleshspawn
24.04.202519:14
“In preparation for this Sunday you must immediately begin CHIDING thyself. This will be immensely important for the state of the whole world. So CHIDE. CHIDE! CHIDE!”
24.04.202516:10
Huck Finn and Mary Jane Wilks, 1836, colorized
24.04.202513:13
Wholesome Thursday content
25.04.202520:32
*thunderclap and lightning*
25.04.202502:07
DF&Co will be vindicated every time yuo sit down to have a Bloomin Blonde Big Bloke ™️ and a 16oz Outback Style ™️ Ribeye and yuo can’t even think because of the poorly behaved screaming children the next booth over.
24.04.202520:36
Yes yes the Papal throne is empty…But there is also another one…
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24.04.202518:38
Women will call a man’s car messy then have a 3 yo elf bar, 1 high heel, an uneaten Crunchwrap supreme, and a whole ass bridesmaid dress in the floorboard.
24.04.202515:13
Me in the Jimmie John’s line when someone asks for a #15 (Club Tuna) toasted
24.04.202512:04
🙏 🤲 🙏
25.04.202517:54
This badass tub is actually in *Mexico* 😱. And here I was thinking you couldn’t have anything nice there
25.04.202501:51
Attention all fake telegram family men like the above ^ (why are you on this app if youre over 30?) You’ve never touched a woman so y’all have no need to fear comments about your own non existent children 👋
24.04.202518:25
Also, isn’t that the Coldplay guy? 🤔
24.04.202515:00
Jimmy John’s is now offering all sandwiches toasted.
24.04.202511:59
Yuo want to rob a bank because yuo are poor. I want to rob a bank because it seems like a good time.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
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