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Penguinius Meme Emporium 🐧

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Always stay racist.
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"The sluggard does not plow in the autumn; he will seek at harvest and have nothing." - Jesus of Nazareth,
Acts 2:38
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Chicken Jockey 🐓🧟‍♂
Long live the King 👑
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🐧BREAKING🐧

The Penguin Liberation Front leader, Pengsama Peng Laden, has issued a statement condemning the recent aristrike in Penguinian territory, insisting "We are the good guys, actually!"

He vehemently denined P.L.F.s involment in the 1979 Mount Erebus disaster, saying rumors that his organisation shot the plane down are completely unfounded, and somehow racist.

Meanwhile, The Pentagon has declared the P.L.F. a terroist organization, their spokesperson claimed this is "Justified" and "About dam time."
🌐BREAKING NEWS🌐

🐧 The first casualties in the penguin tariff war have been confirmed as American fighter jets have launched a strike on a penguin colony.

Trump has made an official statement on the attack, saying "They were terrorists anyway, probably."

What does this mean for the future of American diplomactic relations with Penguinians? Could this be the beginning of world war 3?
POV: you spent all day talking shit about penguin tariffs online and your doorbell rings at 3am
The trade war continues.
My official response to the penguin tariffs:

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🐧BREAKING🐧

The Penguin Liberation Front leader, Pengsama Peng Laden, has issued a statement condemning the recent aristrike in Penguinian territory, insisting "We are the good guys, actually!"

He vehemently denined P.L.F.s involment in the 1979 Mount Erebus disaster, saying rumors that his organisation shot the plane down are completely unfounded, and somehow racist.

Meanwhile, The Pentagon has declared the P.L.F. a terroist organization, their spokesperson claimed this is "Justified" and "About dam time."
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⚡🇺🇸🇦🇺 BREAKING

The penguins of Heard and Macdonald Islands are visibly outraged with Trump's recent tariffs on them.

Spokespenguin Waddles addressed reporters during a press conference on the island, who was wildly slapping his flippers, saying that "THIS IS ECONOMIC ICEBERG SABOTAGE! WE ARE ALREADY SUFFERING INFLATION ON KRILL IMPORTS AND NOW TRUMP SLAPS TARIFFS ONTO US? HE WANTS OUR FISH. TELL HIM TO COME AND TRY TO COLLECT IT HIMSELF. DON'T TREAD ON THE PENGUIN!"

Trump defended the tariffs during a rally, saying "These penguins are very unfair traders. They've been dumping fish guts into our oceans for decades. Tremendous mess. I know everything there is to know about birds. I had a macaw as a kid. Terrific bird, very huge."

The UN has proposed a summit moderated by Morgan Freeman, although both sides have not yet replied to the invitation.

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POV: you spent all day talking shit about penguin tariffs online and your doorbell rings at 3am
Chicken Jockey 🐓🧟‍♂
😎🔥
05.04.202516:08
🌐BREAKING NEWS🌐

🐧 The first casualties in the penguin tariff war have been confirmed as American fighter jets have launched a strike on a penguin colony.

Trump has made an official statement on the attack, saying "They were terrorists anyway, probably."

What does this mean for the future of American diplomactic relations with Penguinians? Could this be the beginning of world war 3?
Long live the King 👑
🚫🌚 CURRY NIGGER ALERT 🚫🌚

Awkward bald dweeb Luxon, Nig Zealand Prime Minister visits India, the street shitting capital of the world, and converts to Hinduism.

This is irrefutable proof that New Zealanders are gay and retarded.
"The sluggard does not plow in the autumn; he will seek at harvest and have nothing." - Jesus of Nazareth,
Acts 2:38
My official response to the penguin tariffs:
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