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17.05.202502:34
You Stupid Fucking Bitch
17.05.202504:21
Today's Coffee Report:
🚨 FRENCH PRESS FRIDAY 🚨
Got up and prepared to grind the beans from my new Lavazza stock. I had prepared the beans last night by carefully transferring them from the bag to the container, with the extra beans going in Ziploc bags in the freezer.
Inspecting the coffee beans today, I further doubt their dopey and dubious claim of this being a "light" roast. I could see plenty of shiny oil amongst the beans and even saw a blackened bean amongst them.
A burnt, blackened bean in my Lavazza "light" roast? SOMEBODY needs to call Lavazza Quality Control. They're lucky I'm not there with my imaginary diamond whip to whip the workers into SHAPE.
*whipcrack*
Anyway, I ground up the beans and brewed the usual 2 cups' worth in the French press. The coffee was decent. Had with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
🚨 FRENCH PRESS FRIDAY 🚨
Got up and prepared to grind the beans from my new Lavazza stock. I had prepared the beans last night by carefully transferring them from the bag to the container, with the extra beans going in Ziploc bags in the freezer.
Inspecting the coffee beans today, I further doubt their dopey and dubious claim of this being a "light" roast. I could see plenty of shiny oil amongst the beans and even saw a blackened bean amongst them.
A burnt, blackened bean in my Lavazza "light" roast? SOMEBODY needs to call Lavazza Quality Control. They're lucky I'm not there with my imaginary diamond whip to whip the workers into SHAPE.
*whipcrack*
Anyway, I ground up the beans and brewed the usual 2 cups' worth in the French press. The coffee was decent. Had with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
17.05.202508:40
Reminder that there is NO Tea Tunes this weekend. Check back next weekend for more amazing ape action.
In the meantime, absorb this amazing ape kick.
In the meantime, absorb this amazing ape kick.
Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:
Fast Ape Season Highway
29.04.202504:54
[whispering to self in a rhythmic fashion whilst sitting in cubicle]
Second piss of the day, yeah yeah, it's the second piss of the day
Second piss of the day, yeah yeah, it's the second piss of the day
*start walking down the hall to the piss room while insane music starts playing inside my head*
Second piss of the day, yeah yeah, it's the second piss of the day
Second piss of the day, yeah yeah, it's the second piss of the day
*start walking down the hall to the piss room while insane music starts playing inside my head*
30.04.202504:31
Ape-ril is almost over...
#FastApeSeason
#FastApeSeason
16.05.202505:55
Today's Coffee Report:
Woke up feeling like crud. I woke up feeling like doggy snot.
I got up, hydrated, ate a banana, took some Special Boy headache medicine, and laid back down with a cool, wet rag over my eyes.
Eventually, I felt good enough to get up and brew up the rest of my coffee beans in the French press. I brewed up the usual 2 cups' worth and sucked it down verily. The caffeine helped my aching ape body. Had this brew with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt.
I have the new batch of Lavazza beans ready for tomorrow. I will be placing them in the coffee container soon.
And oh how sweet it is and how sweet it will be, my friends. All for now
Woke up feeling like crud. I woke up feeling like doggy snot.
I got up, hydrated, ate a banana, took some Special Boy headache medicine, and laid back down with a cool, wet rag over my eyes.
Eventually, I felt good enough to get up and brew up the rest of my coffee beans in the French press. I brewed up the usual 2 cups' worth and sucked it down verily. The caffeine helped my aching ape body. Had this brew with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt.
I have the new batch of Lavazza beans ready for tomorrow. I will be placing them in the coffee container soon.
And oh how sweet it is and how sweet it will be, my friends. All for now
16.05.202505:48
THINGS ARE REALLY HEATING UP
#FastApeSeason
#FastApeSeason
21.04.202501:55
11.05.202507:39
Today's Coffee Report:
Woke up feeling a bit ROUGH. Got up and ground up some Lavazza beans and brewed them in the Iron K-Cup. It was tolerable. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt. I meant to have another cup later, but never got around to it.
Later, at Special Boy Tea Tunes, I started off by brewing a cup of Twinings "Pomegranate & Raspberry" Herbal Tea in honor of the approaching Flower Moon of May. It was juicy. This was the final packet of this tea that I had in the box, which was another reason I chose to brew it. For my second cup, I brewed up the traditional Special Boy Tea: Twinings "Honeybush, Mandarin & Orange" Herbal Tea. Was cozy.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
Woke up feeling a bit ROUGH. Got up and ground up some Lavazza beans and brewed them in the Iron K-Cup. It was tolerable. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt. I meant to have another cup later, but never got around to it.
Later, at Special Boy Tea Tunes, I started off by brewing a cup of Twinings "Pomegranate & Raspberry" Herbal Tea in honor of the approaching Flower Moon of May. It was juicy. This was the final packet of this tea that I had in the box, which was another reason I chose to brew it. For my second cup, I brewed up the traditional Special Boy Tea: Twinings "Honeybush, Mandarin & Orange" Herbal Tea. Was cozy.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
10.05.202518:26
HEAR ME NOW! AND HEAR ME LOUD!
We're getting deep into Fast Ape Season and things are really heating up. We'll be doing a Special Boy Tea Tunes in about 6.5 hours from now. It'll have a lot of sweet APE ENERGY.
Link will be posted around the start time. Come and join us in the Forest of the Apes.
Start Times:
For 🇺🇸 Saturday, May 10 @ 9PM ET
For 🇦🇺 Sunday, May 11 @ 11AM AEST
We're getting deep into Fast Ape Season and things are really heating up. We'll be doing a Special Boy Tea Tunes in about 6.5 hours from now. It'll have a lot of sweet APE ENERGY.
Link will be posted around the start time. Come and join us in the Forest of the Apes.
Start Times:
For 🇺🇸 Saturday, May 10 @ 9PM ET
For 🇦🇺 Sunday, May 11 @ 11AM AEST
13.05.202506:03
Today's Coffee Report:
BACK ON THE FRENCH PRESS, BABY!
Got up and ground up some of the remaining Lavazza beans and brewed up 2 cups' worth in the French press, BABY. Sucked this succulent simian brew down whilst basking in the sweet simian sunshine outside, BABY. Had with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt, BABY.
I used the ape energy I obtained from all of this coffee to go on a sweet lil' hike later on, BABY.
My new batch of Lavazza beans also arrived today, so I'll have a steady supply for the next month or so. We're back, BABY.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
BACK ON THE FRENCH PRESS, BABY!
Got up and ground up some of the remaining Lavazza beans and brewed up 2 cups' worth in the French press, BABY. Sucked this succulent simian brew down whilst basking in the sweet simian sunshine outside, BABY. Had with a toasted raisin bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt, BABY.
I used the ape energy I obtained from all of this coffee to go on a sweet lil' hike later on, BABY.
My new batch of Lavazza beans also arrived today, so I'll have a steady supply for the next month or so. We're back, BABY.
And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now
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