26.04.202505:43
I sibr rally knoe ehat i sm rouhr g75 8 wm 57piht thir ob my phoj4 with my 4i4f cluf4f
I dont really know what i am doing but i am typing this on my phone with my eyes closed
I dont really know what i am doing but i am typing this on my phone with my eyes closed
26.04.202503:08
Bruh
I get dozens to hundreds of post views per day (total across all posts per day, not per post) just from people sharing them in groups
Now that i think about it, it's obvious where all the new people are coming from
But what's even more wild to me is yall are using links
I've almost never used the copy link feature on telegram posts, but yall are sure doing it
I get dozens to hundreds of post views per day (total across all posts per day, not per post) just from people sharing them in groups
Now that i think about it, it's obvious where all the new people are coming from
But what's even more wild to me is yall are using links
I've almost never used the copy link feature on telegram posts, but yall are sure doing it
25.04.202503:23
Sometimes I dom people because it's hot
Sometimes I dom people because it's funny tho
Sometimes I dom people because it's funny tho
23.04.202522:57
What would you do if you lived in a shoe
20.04.202519:22
What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
Ur mom
Ur mom
20.04.202505:29
Cw small ramble about alcohol and abuse
Sometimes I think about the fact that my dad was a happy/mellow drunk
All of his violence was completely sober and completely intentional
It's kinda the opposite experience as someone who had a violent drunk parent, in a way? Like I'm over here wishing my dad had a cold one with the boys more lmao
Sometimes I think about the fact that my dad was a happy/mellow drunk
All of his violence was completely sober and completely intentional
It's kinda the opposite experience as someone who had a violent drunk parent, in a way? Like I'm over here wishing my dad had a cold one with the boys more lmao
26.04.202500:29
I think about pee is stored in the balls on a regular basis.
I think about pee is stored in the balls regularly going back at least 5 years
There is no universe where i go more than a week without thinking about pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls makes up at least 0.2% of my random intrusive thoughts, and some days it makes up to at least 25% of my random intrusive thoughts
Pee is stored in the balls is my words to live by
My life
My meaning
In the balls
I think about pee is stored in the balls regularly going back at least 5 years
There is no universe where i go more than a week without thinking about pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls makes up at least 0.2% of my random intrusive thoughts, and some days it makes up to at least 25% of my random intrusive thoughts
Pee is stored in the balls is my words to live by
My life
My meaning
In the balls
25.04.202503:20
"Ghost pepper lube"
23.04.202514:40
Generic meds recalled
https://youtube.com/shorts/xYcj9jOBeVk
https://youtube.com/shorts/xYcj9jOBeVk
20.04.202515:33
19.04.202516:54
I feel like so many adults become proud to be boring because if you get stuck grinding to survive there often isn't much time or energy for much else
but I want to be more than my job
but I want to be more than my job


26.04.202503:17


25.04.202516:50
Saw this irl in a small shop
25.04.202502:57
Okay I'll be your succubus
22.04.202513:49
Huh, I actually got to feel a micro's writhing, pained body under my foot in a dream last night. Neat
I saved the little guy from a genuinely horrific torture chamber on the space ship i was on that someone put him in
But then the impulses won lmao steppy steppy
I saved the little guy from a genuinely horrific torture chamber on the space ship i was on that someone put him in
But then the impulses won lmao steppy steppy
20.04.202514:57
Imagine
Tongue portal
Your Tongue is stuck through a little portal for someone else to play with
You'll taste everything they want you to taste, long distance
Tongue portal
Your Tongue is stuck through a little portal for someone else to play with
You'll taste everything they want you to taste, long distance
19.04.202516:41
I also kinda had early console generations kinda all mashed together in my childhood
I'm about the same age as mario 64, but spent the first 4ish years of my life playing the NES and Sega genesis. Then I got a hand-me-down n64 when I was 5ish. And then, thanks to my dad getting a union job at the time, I got a gamecube when I was like 8, years into its lifespan.
And then the wii came out when I was like 10 and dad still had that union job. It's the only console I got when it was new.
And then I didn't get a wii u until I was an adult in college with a part time job. And to this day I have like 5 games on it because it was such a flopped console and I haven't had much time for games in adulthood anyways. And I have only a few more games than that on the switch. I don't even see myself buying a switch 2 anytime soon because I don't play that much.
I dunno. Personal ramble
I'm about the same age as mario 64, but spent the first 4ish years of my life playing the NES and Sega genesis. Then I got a hand-me-down n64 when I was 5ish. And then, thanks to my dad getting a union job at the time, I got a gamecube when I was like 8, years into its lifespan.
And then the wii came out when I was like 10 and dad still had that union job. It's the only console I got when it was new.
And then I didn't get a wii u until I was an adult in college with a part time job. And to this day I have like 5 games on it because it was such a flopped console and I haven't had much time for games in adulthood anyways. And I have only a few more games than that on the switch. I don't even see myself buying a switch 2 anytime soon because I don't play that much.
I dunno. Personal ramble
26.04.202503:09
Anyways thanks for spreading stuff and FEEDING MY HUNGER FOR POWER YOU WORTHLESS MORTALS
jkjk
jkjk
25.04.202514:35
Can i store my pee in your balls
24.04.202514:41
Have you ever been in a long time since before doing this?
22.04.202506:58
So someone told me there's a new content cop (they clarified he's more of a leftist now ig)
And what's interesting about that is
I really don't care
Lmao
But it did make me realize something
Back in like 2016 or whatever, i actually did watch some youtubers for the sake of watching those youtubers. (Idubz wasn't one of those, i only know what content cop was because gay furry friends in like 2016 told me to watch it. Idon'tactuallyrememberanythingaboutittobehonest)
Like. Markiplier is a good example of what i watched. He started doing all kinds of things I didn't care about and yet it took me a while to stop watching him because I was kinda sold on the idea of following a youtuber through their journey and branching out etc. But really i just liked watching people play horror games i didn't have money to buy myself at the time. And I found myself boredly watching him do less and less horror stuff.
Where now i watch youtube videos because of my interest in certain topics rather than just keeping up on whatever this internet celebrity is up to. Like. If i get bored with the direction a channel is going in i just stop watching, you know? I'm not as attached to the person as i used to be. Because parasocial bullshit is wack af. I know every channel i watch could be a horrible person behind the screen. People don't exactly become youtubers for noble and unselfish reasons very often.
I'm over here watching pbs eons because I find it interesting. But I probably won't forever and I'll move on. I didn't really let myself do that so easily before...?
I'm over here watching smb1 speedruns because i think it's neat
I'm not here because Youtuber Guy is what's drawing me in. The topics draw me in. And if someone consistently makes stuff that's interesting to me I'll stick around.
I overcomplicated it in the past, treating someone's youtube channel like a tv show i want to watch all the episodes of
I guess that did come from not having access to the internet very much and instead watching tv growing up
Idk
I'm rambling because I can't sleep rn so I'm just thinking about random stuff
And what's interesting about that is
I really don't care
Lmao
But it did make me realize something
Back in like 2016 or whatever, i actually did watch some youtubers for the sake of watching those youtubers. (Idubz wasn't one of those, i only know what content cop was because gay furry friends in like 2016 told me to watch it. Idon'tactuallyrememberanythingaboutittobehonest)
Like. Markiplier is a good example of what i watched. He started doing all kinds of things I didn't care about and yet it took me a while to stop watching him because I was kinda sold on the idea of following a youtuber through their journey and branching out etc. But really i just liked watching people play horror games i didn't have money to buy myself at the time. And I found myself boredly watching him do less and less horror stuff.
Where now i watch youtube videos because of my interest in certain topics rather than just keeping up on whatever this internet celebrity is up to. Like. If i get bored with the direction a channel is going in i just stop watching, you know? I'm not as attached to the person as i used to be. Because parasocial bullshit is wack af. I know every channel i watch could be a horrible person behind the screen. People don't exactly become youtubers for noble and unselfish reasons very often.
I'm over here watching pbs eons because I find it interesting. But I probably won't forever and I'll move on. I didn't really let myself do that so easily before...?
I'm over here watching smb1 speedruns because i think it's neat
I'm not here because Youtuber Guy is what's drawing me in. The topics draw me in. And if someone consistently makes stuff that's interesting to me I'll stick around.
I overcomplicated it in the past, treating someone's youtube channel like a tv show i want to watch all the episodes of
I guess that did come from not having access to the internet very much and instead watching tv growing up
Idk
I'm rambling because I can't sleep rn so I'm just thinking about random stuff
20.04.202505:39
My new favorite interpretation of the backrooms
"The biggest is that there are consistent rules"
"It's a glitched out non-Euclidean area like a repeating error"
https://youtube.com/shorts/2EgLkTCTk3M
"The biggest is that there are consistent rules"
"It's a glitched out non-Euclidean area like a repeating error"
https://youtube.com/shorts/2EgLkTCTk3M
19.04.202516:33
even though the wii was new when I was actually still a kid, it still feels "new" in my head, probably because I've barely played video games after that console generation
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