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25.04.202515:09

🇮🇷🇮🇳🇵🇰⚡️- Iranian Foreign Minister, Abbas Araghchi, says Iran is ready to mediate between the 'brotherly' nations of India and Pakistan.

25.04.202513:38

🇺🇸🇻🇦- Trump is on his way to Rome, which will be the first international visit of his second term

25.04.202513:04

🇺🇸🇷🇺 - Trump says Crimea is Russian.

25.04.202512:34

🇨🇳🇺🇸 - China "furious" after another claim that Trump or Trump's teams had talks with China regarding tariffs.

Today's Trump claim that he spoke with Xi Jinping is "false data" according to Beijing

25.04.202510:14

🇨🇳🇺🇸 - China "preparing for the most extreme scenarios" regarding the trade war.

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25.04.202508:47

🇮🇳🇵🇰 - An unprecedented amount of misinformation is being circulated on the current India-Pakistan rising tensions.

Regarding the report that India has (partially) blocked water supply to Pakistan are all false, including the video. The footage is over 72 hours old, and is not from today. India currently lacks the infrastructure, and existing projects like Kishanganga and Ratle are for hydropower, and not water storage, with minimal impact on flow. It's also unlikely India will ever block the water supply as the rivers original sources, such as Indus, are located in China.

Pakistani media claiming China has blocked the Indus river are just outright ridiculous.

Both sides are fully engaged in a war over the information space.

24.04.202522:45

🇮🇳🇵🇰 - Light gunfire occured at the Kashmir border, with both sides claming they returned gun shots originating from the other side.

The situation is now over.

Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:

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24.04.202519:51

🇮🇳👊🇵🇰NEW: In response to India’s move on the Indus Water Treaty, Pakistan may suspend both the Shimla and Tashkent Declarations.

Shimla suspension means the LoC becomes void — opening the door for unilateral actions in Indian-held Kashmir.

Tashkent exit removes the pledge to avoid meddling in each other’s internal affairs.

Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:

24.04.202513:38

🇮🇳🇵🇰⚡- Indian outlet Hindustan Times reports that "India has found evidence" linking "Pakistani intelligence agencies" to the recent terror attack in Jammu and Kashmir.

24.04.202513:35

You could let me give ten backshots to Von Der Leyen and I wouldn't join the EU

24.04.202512:30

🇫🇷 - Macron denies having even thought of another dissolution

24.04.202512:10

Proof nothing will happen

24.04.202512:10

🇵🇰🇮🇳 - AFP reports Pakistan summons the Indian Ambassador

24.04.202511:24

🇵🇰🇮🇳 - Pakistan giving Indians with visas 48hrs to leave the territory.

24.04.202511:19

Watch India throw a fucking boat at the Pakistani missile test to get a proper casus belli

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25.04.202515:09

🇮🇷🇮🇳🇵🇰⚡️- Iranian Foreign Minister, Abbas Araghchi, says Iran is ready to mediate between the 'brotherly' nations of India and Pakistan.

Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:

11.04.202507:20

🇪🇺🇨🇳⚡- "China and the EU should jointly resist unilateral bullying," - Xi Jinping, President of China.

28.03.202513:08

>open news feed
>187th israeli strike on Liban or whatever
>local groups warn of this dangerous escalation
>some western media / party / gov says situation must not escalate
>3 dead, 11 wounded
>nothing else
>rinse and repeat for 188th strike

It's such a fucking boring war

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11.04.202510:55

🇩🇪 Germany's new upcoming government's ministry division has been revealed, good news for the SPD

🥸 Germany has 17 ministries. 7 will go to CDU, 7 to SPD and 3 to the CSU. Which means that despite significantly outperforming the SPD the CDU and SPD will get the same amount.

💬 Not only will they get the same amount but the SPD will get quite a few powerful positions as well.

👀 CDU will get: The Chancellor, economy, foreign, education, health, transport and digitization ministries.

🌹 SPD gets: defense, finance, Justice, work, environmental, development and construction ministries.

🇩🇪 CSU gets the interior ministry, the research and nutritional ministry.

🆒 Who will occupy which positions is not yet decided but we know Merz will be chancellor and that Pistorious with a high likelihood will keep his minister of defense position.

10.04.202520:06

🇺🇸 - Helicopter crashed in the Hudson River in New York

10.04.202517:50

28.03.202518:08

>take train to visit relatives over weekend
>do this once every 8-10 weeks
>still manage to get the only train where a guy kills himself on rails

Already around an hour late because some dude was too much of a drama queen to do it at home alone, fuck this

Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:

24.04.202513:38

🇮🇳🇵🇰⚡- Indian outlet Hindustan Times reports that "India has found evidence" linking "Pakistani intelligence agencies" to the recent terror attack in Jammu and Kashmir.

11.04.202500:09

🇵🇦🇺🇲 - Panama to authorise US military forces near the Canal.

11.04.202520:05

🇫🇷 - Soft right-wing party leader Wauquiez is proposing to send illegal immigrants in a detention center on the island of St Pierre et Miquelon

16.04.202513:32

🇮🇷 - IAEA's lead warns Iran is close to having the nuke.

-AFP, Le Monde interview

28.03.202513:10

This can be applied to Russo-ukrainian war

>slavs announce they took a shit-ass village with 12 houses
>120 men died on all sides for this to be taken
>OSINT goes "omg, with Petrovichnouka taken, [SLAVIC] forces can now advance further in Ardivanko region and turn the tide of the war !!!
>somehow entire OSINT community hyping up bullshit village conquests / losses for 3 years
>front barely moved besides one or two surprises

Shit boring wars

11.04.202510:01

🇮🇱🇵🇸 - UN claims a total of 36 israeli strikes in Gaza killed only women and children

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