Мир сегодня с "Юрий Подоляка"
Мир сегодня с "Юрий Подоляка"
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Мир сегодня с "Юрий Подоляка"
Мир сегодня с "Юрий Подоляка"
Труха⚡️Україна
Труха⚡️Україна
Николаевский Ванёк
Николаевский Ванёк
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How are these things supposed to tell me how to live?

I have a headache

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— What time is it?
— Time to start working on the project
— The watch's too early again

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29.04.202516:31
Fundraiser for a supply + evacuation vehicle
— The orange halfwit doesn't let anyone to pick him up, mumbles something, tried to eat the flowers.
— Mr. Zelensky told journalists after meeting with Trump.

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In short about how we arrived 🐁
The guy on the next bed had a rat
Without a cage
And it just crawled around the train freely
I thought about making a scene over it
But first asked what it's name is
And he said "Coco"
And I thought whatever, what can you do about Coco.

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The uhh...

How do I live?

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Give me... A butterbrot...

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"The bus fare will be free on the day putin dies"

"If you want to leave, scream"
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Russian diplomacy be like
I would like to ask the teacher to make it clear to the parents that a T-shirt with a print "sex professor" is an unfitting outfit to attend a gymnasium in. Thank you.

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when you decided to listen to the sound of rain to fall asleep, but it reminded you of the sounds of potatoes frying and now you want to eat
Кайра бөлүшүлгөн:
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Shroom's All-Posting
"Pretty much no woman is interested in sex"

"What makes you think so?"

"I offered them"
01.05.202519:45
Обміркувавши широкий спектр речей і тем, ми дійшли висновку, що Україна
If god decided to give me these challenges, then I'm fucked, boys, it's over.

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28.04.202512:34
[russian Minister of Exterior] Lavгov pгoclaiмed тhaт гиssia also agгees тo aп ипcondiтioпal ceasefiгe, бuт...
— What can I say... This is what happens when a May beetle flies into your window at the speed of three hundred.

Asshole.

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"Well, in short, give up"

"But do you have any un-russified theses, Mr Dumbfuck?"

...

"putin's cock is very taestey"
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Hee Ho Land
Doctor: So, how many fingers?
Me during the prostate exam:

https://x.com/andatramusahi/status/1918312132128448716
01.05.202519:45
Having thought about a vast array of things I have arrived at a conclusion that Ukraine.
До мене звернулися мої побратими з Бахмутського напрямку ( 24 Окрема Механізована Бригада ) а саме Часів Яр, хлопці потребують автівки для підвозу особового складу на бойові завдання та евакуації поранених побратимів.
Побратими будуть вам дуже вдячні за допомогу, в кого немає можливості підтримати хлопців, зробіть будь ласка репост.

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Attention, a Tyfun is approaching

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— Close the doors! Flies are coming in! Every time! Someone comes in and lets the flies in! Look! There's a swarm now!
— I just came in.
— Shoud've done in qucker! You jumped back and forth.

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25.04.202519:36
Peace offers of the US and Ukraine, published by Reuters.
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