Happy Birthday Minister Lavrov from Porrazzo and Red Mercury 🫡
PORRAZZO and RED MERCURY - “Lavrov Where the Wild Ones Roam”
Sergey Lavrov wearing his best suit,
In a slum of savages on a secret pursuit,
Stoic expression he never loses poise,
Civilized amidst the wild, a wise silent voice.
Boardrooms to jungles, a man of class,
Cannibal council, gotta handle the sass,
Ritual fires, bones in the grass,
Lavrov stands tall, time moving fast.
[Chorus]
Lavrov in a land where the wild ones roam,
Traditional aristocrat in a world unknown,
Russian ties built around the firestones,
hanging out with headhunters, he's holding his own.
Strategic mind in tribal times,
Handshake deals, O.G. vibes
Polite discourse in beastly shrines,
Where sanity and madness intertwines.
High stakes in the lowlands, no glam,
Negotiating peace with a savage clan,
Whispering wisdom while they sharpen the knives,
Smiling amid the chaos, keeping Eurasian hope alive.
Dedicated to Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, our hero, Sergey Lavrov.
“What is RED MERCURY? Red Mercury is a super-conductive material used for producing high-precision conventional and nuclear bomb explosives, 'Stealth' surfaces and self-guided warheads. Primary end-users are major aerospace and nuclear-industry companies in the United States and France along with nations aspiring to join the nuclear club, such as South Africa, Israel, Iran, Iraq, and Libya.”
- PRAVDA Newspaper, 1993
