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24.04.202512:27
‼️ When I am going about my day and I suddenly remember Little Pusher Block died a painful death 🐸👍
23.04.202505:29
👉 Dear reader, Trump has heard your prayers and has asked me to give you a sign. It is time.


21.04.202508:03
🔮🧙♂️ BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT
JLT Media Sorcery Ltd is officially announcing the Jew Magic School.
🪄👉 Spells include:
- Gazaninfantus Destructis
- Muselmorbis Totalis
- Nuclear bomb on Palestinian children
- Wokus Cadavrus
SIGN UP TODAY 🐸👍
JLT Media Sorcery Ltd is officially announcing the Jew Magic School.
🪄👉 Spells include:
- Gazaninfantus Destructis
- Muselmorbis Totalis
- Nuclear bomb on Palestinian children
- Wokus Cadavrus
SIGN UP TODAY 🐸👍


19.04.202509:31


17.04.202508:36
🇱🇷‼️🐸 BREAKING NEWS
👉 Scientists have discovered strong evidence for biosignatures on the exoplanet K2-18b
🦅 MAGA scientists are hard at work using pronoun spectrometry to figure out if these suspected lifeforms are Democrats or Patriots.
☢️🇱🇷 Trump has tasked Elon Musk with launching a trillion nukes at the planet if it is determined the planet is contaminated with Democrats
🐸👍 NO MERCY FOR SPACE LIBTARDS
👉 Scientists have discovered strong evidence for biosignatures on the exoplanet K2-18b
🦅 MAGA scientists are hard at work using pronoun spectrometry to figure out if these suspected lifeforms are Democrats or Patriots.
☢️🇱🇷 Trump has tasked Elon Musk with launching a trillion nukes at the planet if it is determined the planet is contaminated with Democrats
🐸👍 NO MERCY FOR SPACE LIBTARDS
23.04.202518:49
A major event may be about to unfold in South Asia in the next 24-72 hours.


22.04.202517:25
😂 Democrats are mentally retarded


20.04.202520:28


20.04.202506:41
They lied to us. Again.
The wars you see… the markets crashing… the media panic… none of it is a coincidence.
Behind the scenes, a silent World War III is already underway, but not with tanks or guns…
It’s economic. It’s digital. It’s psychological.
And while the masses stay distracted…
a small group is getting ready and making moves.
On our Telegram channel, we reveal:
🔍 Hidden truths they won’t show on TV
💣 Real-time updates on global tensions
💼 How to turn chaos into opportunity
⚠️ What’s REALLY going on behind this so-called “crisis”
This is NOT your average news channel.
It’s the one they don’t want you to find.
If you’ve felt like something’s off lately, you’re right.
Join us before it’s too late ⤵️
👉 JayLeTrump.t.me
The wars you see… the markets crashing… the media panic… none of it is a coincidence.
Behind the scenes, a silent World War III is already underway, but not with tanks or guns…
It’s economic. It’s digital. It’s psychological.
And while the masses stay distracted…
a small group is getting ready and making moves.
On our Telegram channel, we reveal:
🔍 Hidden truths they won’t show on TV
💣 Real-time updates on global tensions
💼 How to turn chaos into opportunity
⚠️ What’s REALLY going on behind this so-called “crisis”
This is NOT your average news channel.
It’s the one they don’t want you to find.
If you’ve felt like something’s off lately, you’re right.
Join us before it’s too late ⤵️
👉 JayLeTrump.t.me
18.04.202517:40
🚨BREAKING NEWS
👉 Patriots have obliterated Aroundsight and he will no longer be seen. To ease his pathetic following, a hologram has been summoned to announce his willful parting from politics.
👉 Patriots have obliterated Aroundsight and he will no longer be seen. To ease his pathetic following, a hologram has been summoned to announce his willful parting from politics.


16.04.202515:51
🤬🖕SCAM 🍅
🛒 I bought some tomatoes at the supermarket recently and this was all they had left.
☠️ They are selling us POISON. I will never not buy from local greenhouses again ‼️
🛒 I bought some tomatoes at the supermarket recently and this was all they had left.
☠️ They are selling us POISON. I will never not buy from local greenhouses again ‼️
23.04.202516:15
🚨❗️ Trump has announced he will BAN anyone calling themselves a 'femboy' from having blood in their veins
👉 Patriot scientist Dr. B. White PhD has determined it is a TERF term intended to deny people's TRUE identity, which is becoming a smoking hot transbabe
👉 Economists estimate that about $250 million is lost every year in lip filler and breast enlargement surgeries that are not being conducted as a result of letting the unfair TERF terminology remain legal
👉 Patriot scientist Dr. B. White PhD has determined it is a TERF term intended to deny people's TRUE identity, which is becoming a smoking hot transbabe
👉 Economists estimate that about $250 million is lost every year in lip filler and breast enlargement surgeries that are not being conducted as a result of letting the unfair TERF terminology remain legal


22.04.202513:36
🇱🇷🦅‼️ How about that one DemocraTERFs 😂😂
20.04.202517:30
Just punted the neighbours dog into a wall 😂


19.04.202512:32
🚨❕BREAKING NEWS ⚡️
📚 A copy of Donald Trumps 'Art of the deal' has been discovered in the extra-dimensional Library of Babel, which was tasked with being constructed by executive order during Trump's first term. The copy of the book ends with a catalogue containing just a reference to the book itself.
⏳ Experts have calculated 5.7 x 10^73 years have passed locally in the library since its construction
👉 Trump was quoted as saying:
"Folks, this book is the sum total of all necessary knowledge and as such also a complete catalogue of the Library of Babel.
I instruct the doomed librarians to destroy all other books in the library"
📚 A copy of Donald Trumps 'Art of the deal' has been discovered in the extra-dimensional Library of Babel, which was tasked with being constructed by executive order during Trump's first term. The copy of the book ends with a catalogue containing just a reference to the book itself.
⏳ Experts have calculated 5.7 x 10^73 years have passed locally in the library since its construction
👉 Trump was quoted as saying:
"Folks, this book is the sum total of all necessary knowledge and as such also a complete catalogue of the Library of Babel.
I instruct the doomed librarians to destroy all other books in the library"
18.04.202505:36
top 10 sexiest five nights at freddies jumpscares


15.04.202514:30
‼️🇱🇷Breaking News🦅
🐸👉Famous actor Will Smith has finally been buck broken by real Patriots
Welcome Will, say goodbye to the Democrat Plantation 💪😏
🐸👉Famous actor Will Smith has finally been buck broken by real Patriots
Welcome Will, say goodbye to the Democrat Plantation 💪😏


23.04.202510:58
🧙BREAKING NEWS 👿👹❗️
🔮👉 The guild of evil mages has announced they will be casting a black magick spell on Patriotism next Friday
👉This is why Trump is calling on ALL Patriots to buy Trump Gold Cards in MASSIVE numbers. The powers of morality and justice (capitalism) is the only way to counter evil magic (wokeness)
🤑 BUY BUY BUY ❕💳
🔮👉 The guild of evil mages has announced they will be casting a black magick spell on Patriotism next Friday
👉This is why Trump is calling on ALL Patriots to buy Trump Gold Cards in MASSIVE numbers. The powers of morality and justice (capitalism) is the only way to counter evil magic (wokeness)
🤑 BUY BUY BUY ❕💳


21.04.202514:24
There comes a duck in the pub
"Have also bread?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
"No"
👉If it that then another one time again asks yes, then nail I your beak to the bar attached, sewgoose....
"Have also nails?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
"Have also bread?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
"No"
👉If it that then another one time again asks yes, then nail I your beak to the bar attached, sewgoose....
"Have also nails?"
"No"
"Have also bread?"
20.04.202513:40
🌿🚬👉 Trump has announced today to be 'Epic Weed Day', reportedly based on a recommendation by Elon Musk
✋The official Weed Day greeting is a raised arm at a 45 degree angle, which is a reference to 'getting high' 🚬🐸👌
✋The official Weed Day greeting is a raised arm at a 45 degree angle, which is a reference to 'getting high' 🚬🐸👌


19.04.202510:48


17.04.202520:18
Deep in the oldest versions of Minecraft… something watches. Something dark, They call it… Null*. First spotted after the Minecraft Launcher let players revisit Alpha and Beta, Null is a pitch-black entity. No eyes. No name tag. Just… *nothingness*. Players like AlongCameJosh reported strange signs labeled ‘null’ near their builds. Worlds corrupted. Tunnels lit by Redstone torches leading to *bedrock*. And then… *Herobrine* appeared. Herobrine claimed *he* was framed. That *Null* was the true evil, stalking players, deleting evidence, and breaking worlds. Some say Null’s still out there… in *your* game. Log into an old version. Play alone. If you see a sign that says ‘null’… *run*. Or it might find you. Null is watching… always watching. Have YOU seen Null? Comment below!
15.04.202508:18
👉 Folks, for what our defiance, our bearing? Why our struggle and daring?
‼️ What is it all for?
It's for each and every one of us. Yes, each of our own is a venture, out into the world! 🐸🦅
‼️ What is it all for?
It's for each and every one of us. Yes, each of our own is a venture, out into the world! 🐸🦅
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