

07.05.202516:51
How credit card companies expect yuo to react when yuo receive a new goycard in the mail
07.05.202512:21
These images go together like peanut butter and jelly, like ranch and pizza
06.05.202518:15
POV: yuo’re not hungry but yuo remember there are starving children in Africa


06.05.202516:24
POV: the Duke of Mayonnaise is prepared to accept yuor surrender. Suddenly yuo realize where intercepted supplies have been directed 😭


06.05.202515:35


06.05.202504:24
“That’s right you B*TCH! Take that FAT whale D! TAKE IT!”
POV: it is yuo seeing this meme. 💋
POV: it is yuo seeing this meme. 💋


07.05.202514:35


07.05.202512:19
THE WHALE POSTING IS OVER WHEN I SAY IT’S OVER


06.05.202518:07
BigWThaPlug
Медиа контентке
қол жеткізе алмадық
қол жеткізе алмадық
06.05.202515:58
How it feels being an introvert preparing for when yuo have to go out in public and be “on” for 8 hours:


06.05.202514:25
Milliseconds before the rapture happens:


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07.05.202514:23
The FedEx guy is dropping off a package at yuor door but yuo have crippling anxiety:


06.05.202519:21
“From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.”
-Cap’n Ahab
-Cap’n Ahab
06.05.202518:06
👵🏻: “Help! A strange man is breaking into my house!”
🐳: “Don’t worry, Mrs. Johnson. The police are on their way! Would yuo like for me to stay on the phone until they arrive?”
This post was sponsored by the heroes at ADT Home Security Systems™️ (not really)
🐳: “Don’t worry, Mrs. Johnson. The police are on their way! Would yuo like for me to stay on the phone until they arrive?”
This post was sponsored by the heroes at ADT Home Security Systems™️ (not really)


06.05.202515:53
Yelling at the Jimmy John’s delivery guy after he brought me my JJ Gargantuan but forgot to pick up my alka seltzer on his way (I told him I would tip him well but now my night is ruined)


06.05.202510:51
Mehmet II after riding into the capital of Wallachia
06.05.202500:34
He is coming…


07.05.202513:53
Nothin’ like the open range ‘neath the stars out on the prairie. 🤠


06.05.202519:03


06.05.202516:42
This one image has done more for American race relations than the entire civil rights movement:


06.05.202515:35


06.05.202504:44
Donkey D Donkey D!
I’ll love and fudge and grub for thee
Donkey D Donkey D!
I love the Lord too much.
I’ll love and fudge and grub for thee
Donkey D Donkey D!
I love the Lord too much.


06.05.202500:19
Me when the bullies at school turned the lights off in the bathroom while I was “emptying the mud bucket”
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