vx-underground
26.04.202500:38
Imma be real with you, Chat. I've been unfathomably busy IRL and it's brought me immense joy schizo-posting satirical nonsense to thousands of people.
25.04.202504:56
Discord CEO stepped down. The new upcoming CEO was previously the CEO of Activision. His resume includes the implementation of micro-transactions in Call of Duty.
Imagine if Discord suddenly introduces micro-transactions, like paying $10/month for unlimited call times 😂
Imagine if Discord suddenly introduces micro-transactions, like paying $10/month for unlimited call times 😂
24.04.202501:48
getting emotional right now, thinking of windows xp and listening to evanescence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo
22.04.202522:09
wtf my cat has a computer virus
22.04.202521:04
After we reassessed and improved our malware builders collection we've had a significant influx of people asking for the password.
Chat, the noobs are looking for malware
Chat, the noobs are looking for malware
20.04.202516:52
Happy Easter
He has AMD Ryzen
He has AMD Ryzen
26.04.202500:34
The naming convention "Trojan" easily confuses people i.e. Remote Access Trojan. Unfortunately, due to successful media campaigns, the term Trojan is now closely affiliated to condoms.
Instead we petition to formally change the term to something which is reminiscent of the term "Trojan Horse", and carries the same meaning
Suggestion: Horse
Example(s):
- Remote Access Horse
- Sophisticated Horse
- "... The Threat Actors inserted a Horse payload into the Word document..."
Laymen can easily identify a horse and they will understand the concept of a horse on the loose is very dangerous. You can explain to customers there is a horse loose in their computer and the horse is causing serious damage.
Instead we petition to formally change the term to something which is reminiscent of the term "Trojan Horse", and carries the same meaning
Suggestion: Horse
Example(s):
- Remote Access Horse
- Sophisticated Horse
- "... The Threat Actors inserted a Horse payload into the Word document..."
Laymen can easily identify a horse and they will understand the concept of a horse on the loose is very dangerous. You can explain to customers there is a horse loose in their computer and the horse is causing serious damage.
25.04.202504:01
Updates to the vx-underground collection:
- 2025-03-02 - Abusing IDispatch for Trapped COM Object Access Injecting into PPL Processes
- 2025-04-03 - CreateFileMapping to replace ReadFile
- 2025-04-08 - Notes on bypassing mailbox audit logs
- 2025-03-02 - Abusing IDispatch for Trapped COM Object Access Injecting into PPL Processes
- 2025-04-03 - CreateFileMapping to replace ReadFile
- 2025-04-08 - Notes on bypassing mailbox audit logs
24.04.202501:27
Updates to the vx-underground collection:
Papers:
- 2004-06-06 - Execution redirection thru Image File Execution Options key
- 2025-04-07 - Bypass WDAC WinDbg Preview
- 2025-04-17 - Notes on RtlGetUnloadEventTraceEx
Malwares:
- InTheWild.0152
- InTheWild.0153
- InTheWild.0154
- InTheWild.0155
- InTheWild.0156
- InTheWild.0157
- InTheWild.0158
- InTheWild.0159
Papers:
- 2004-06-06 - Execution redirection thru Image File Execution Options key
- 2025-04-07 - Bypass WDAC WinDbg Preview
- 2025-04-17 - Notes on RtlGetUnloadEventTraceEx
Malwares:
- InTheWild.0152
- InTheWild.0153
- InTheWild.0154
- InTheWild.0155
- InTheWild.0156
- InTheWild.0157
- InTheWild.0158
- InTheWild.0159
22.04.202522:06
Cats 🤝 Malware
22.04.202516:48
Hello,
Currently uploading 175,000 new malwares. We've also got some papers and other stuff we've gotta add.
cat_picture.png
Currently uploading 175,000 new malwares. We've also got some papers and other stuff we've gotta add.
cat_picture.png
20.04.202506:46
We've seen a bunch of dorks on Twitter use this meme format to insert mathematics and physics stuff into the Chad thought bubble.
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you've ever actually spent your day doing something "intellectual intensive", your brain requires brain rot. You physically cannot brain science non-stop everyday. Do gym bros stay in the gym 24/7? Do athletes train 24/7? No. You need down time. The brain is (in some capacity) a muscle too which requires training.
The only people we've seen brain science hardcore non-stop are one of the following (sometimes multiple):
1. Autistic nerds (not memeing), some autistic people have God levels of focus
2. ADHD nerds, if you get them on that weird hyper-focus stuff they'll lock in for like, 4 days and not bathe or eat
3. Nerds on drugs, more common than you'd think, but the nerds abusing amphetamines (or nootropics in general) lock in pretty hard too, until they crash out and they're worthless slabs of meat for like, a week or more
Anyway, the entire point of this micro-rant is to tell some of you to not be brain washed by pseudo-intellectual grifters on social media. The entire part of braining is to have fun, explore, and learn. It isn't a competition, it isn't a "lOoK hOw SmaRt i Am" competition, it isn't a race to who can do the newest and coolest research.
When you're bored of a video game do you force yourself to like it? Same as brain stuff — you might try to force yourself through the boring parts, but eventually you'll be like, "this shit is lame", and move onto something you like more.
Look at cat pictures, laugh at edgy memes, understand there is time for braining and there is time for brain rot.
Okay, talk to you later, love you, mwah kissies kissies
-smelly smellington
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you've ever actually spent your day doing something "intellectual intensive", your brain requires brain rot. You physically cannot brain science non-stop everyday. Do gym bros stay in the gym 24/7? Do athletes train 24/7? No. You need down time. The brain is (in some capacity) a muscle too which requires training.
The only people we've seen brain science hardcore non-stop are one of the following (sometimes multiple):
1. Autistic nerds (not memeing), some autistic people have God levels of focus
2. ADHD nerds, if you get them on that weird hyper-focus stuff they'll lock in for like, 4 days and not bathe or eat
3. Nerds on drugs, more common than you'd think, but the nerds abusing amphetamines (or nootropics in general) lock in pretty hard too, until they crash out and they're worthless slabs of meat for like, a week or more
Anyway, the entire point of this micro-rant is to tell some of you to not be brain washed by pseudo-intellectual grifters on social media. The entire part of braining is to have fun, explore, and learn. It isn't a competition, it isn't a "lOoK hOw SmaRt i Am" competition, it isn't a race to who can do the newest and coolest research.
When you're bored of a video game do you force yourself to like it? Same as brain stuff — you might try to force yourself through the boring parts, but eventually you'll be like, "this shit is lame", and move onto something you like more.
Look at cat pictures, laugh at edgy memes, understand there is time for braining and there is time for brain rot.
Okay, talk to you later, love you, mwah kissies kissies
-smelly smellington
25.04.202517:23
Hello,
To work in IT and/or cyber security...
You don't like have to like Linux, you don't have to like C (or Assembly), you don't have to like Mr Robot, you don't have to go to conferences or meetups, you don't have to prefer IRC over Discord, you don't have to have a fancy setup
You can like or dislike whatever you want. Don't feel pressured to think or behave a certain way.
ok ttyl love u, kissies
- smelly
To work in IT and/or cyber security...
You don't like have to like Linux, you don't have to like C (or Assembly), you don't have to like Mr Robot, you don't have to go to conferences or meetups, you don't have to prefer IRC over Discord, you don't have to have a fancy setup
You can like or dislike whatever you want. Don't feel pressured to think or behave a certain way.
ok ttyl love u, kissies
- smelly
24.04.202514:15
No idea what's going on, but the bucket they reference has millions upon millions of malicious binaries.
How did miss the other 36,999,999 malwares
How did miss the other 36,999,999 malwares
23.04.202507:43
I hate seeing people write and/or say "cyber" in the context of cybersecurity i.e. "I'm studying for cyber right now".
The word "cyber" is an adjective — do you study big, tall, short, tiny, blue, stinky?
/me flips desk
The word "cyber" is an adjective — do you study big, tall, short, tiny, blue, stinky?
/me flips desk
22.04.202521:55
>be me
>work on crappy computer virus website
>uploading 200gb of bad computer programs
>bored
>listening to Primer 55
>looking at cat pictures
ok ttyl, gonna let stuff upload
>work on crappy computer virus website
>uploading 200gb of bad computer programs
>bored
>listening to Primer 55
>looking at cat pictures
ok ttyl, gonna let stuff upload
22.04.202514:25
4chans last words were, "Chicken Jockey"
20.04.202506:33
25.04.202504:57
TeamSpeak is in the restroom, shadowboxing in their underwear, praying to God that Discord does something stupid(er) and results in a user base collapse
24.04.202514:13
Today virus exchange was banned from our (other) hosting provider (Wasabi). They claim our domain virus-dot-exchange has malware on it.
They cited 1 specific file hash and stated virus exchange is disabled until we can explain why we have 1 malware on the server
What the fuck?
They cited 1 specific file hash and stated virus exchange is disabled until we can explain why we have 1 malware on the server
What the fuck?
23.04.202501:21
April 14th, 2025, David M. Dorbish Jr., passed away as a result of a suspected drug overdose.
David M. Dorbish Jr. was a prolific online serial swatter who plead guilty to 15 charges in 2020.
David M. Dorbish Jr. was a prolific online serial swatter who plead guilty to 15 charges in 2020.
22.04.202521:53
ultra rare kitty cat
21.04.202520:49
wtf why this dissin us
20.04.202506:04
One of my fondest memories of Lockbit ransomware group was when Lockbit ransomed a small nonprofit healthcare clinic in South America.
They begged him to decrypt the machines so they can provide treatment to people in need. They primarily provided healthcare to people in remote areas who have little to no money, education, or work.
Lockbit said: "If you have money for computers, you have money to pay me"
Wow, truly a heartwarming moment. Very cool.
They begged him to decrypt the machines so they can provide treatment to people in need. They primarily provided healthcare to people in remote areas who have little to no money, education, or work.
Lockbit said: "If you have money for computers, you have money to pay me"
Wow, truly a heartwarming moment. Very cool.
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