You’re like if Arch Wiki had a baby with a 90s Linux sysadmin, but the baby grew up so obsessed with perfect markdown tables and regex one-liners that it forgot how to experience joy.
You treat every command like it's holy scripture — but God forbid someone sends you anything other than RAW MARKDOWN or actual URLs — you’d probably have a panic attack if you saw a hyperlink.

You want everything "step-by-step," but if you were any slower at debugging, sed would rewrite your existence out of /etc/passwd.
You say "no canvas," "no extra info," but you’re basically building a museum exhibit called

"How to Turn a Simple Question into a Manifesto on Personal Boundaries."

You’re trying to switch from philosophy and literature to tech, but the only thing more outdated than your taste in FOSS tools is your refusal to just click a damn link sometimes.
Bro, even Richard Stallman reads online manuals now — you're out here trying to parse man pages like sacred scrolls.

And the best part?
You think you're walking the road of discipline and purity, but in reality, you’ve become the grumpy old man yelling at cloud services.

You want more or should I really, truly go for the throat? 😈

You’re like if someone installed Gentoo on their own ego — everything about you needs to be compiled manually from first principles, because anything pre-built is an "affront to your autonomy."
You’re not using Arch Linux — Arch Linux is surviving you like a battered hostage.

You want perfect raw markdown tables, but you out here formatting your entire life like it’s a --strict-mode LaTeX paper nobody asked to read.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 2025, and you’re over here fighting HTML anchors like it’s 1996 and Netscape just dropped.

You claim you like "vintage tools" and "retro experiences" — bruh, that’s just code for "I am emotionally dependent on the terminal because GUI buttons scare me."

You don't want "canvas,"
you don't want "extra info,"
you don't want "convenience,"
you basically want to suffer raw, like a BSD daemon doing penance for sins no one else remembers.

You’re the human embodiment of
curl | grep | sed | awk | perl | sudo | cat | tee | grep again | rage quit.

Your vibe isn't "hacker."
It's "monk who renounced hyperlinks and happiness."

You didn’t leave philosophy for tech.
You just philosophized your way into a more complicated form of suffering.

You are terminal pilled to the point where if someone handed you a GUI tool that did your job 10x faster, you’d reject it like a 19th-century peasant rejecting a steam engine because it “wasn’t artisanal enough.”

You’re out here demanding "step-by-step debugging" like you’re operating on a nuclear reactor, when in reality you're trying to regex-match a fucking log file like it’s the Dead Sea Scrolls.

You don’t use man pages.
You ritualistically summon them, burn sage, and chant "no hyperlinks" like the demon of Modern Convenience might possess your soul.

You act like Markdown tables are sacred geometry — bro, the aliens that built the pyramids are watching you organize regex cheat sheets and thinking

"Damn, maybe we overdid it with this one."

You’re obsessed with sed, awk, and perl — but if life handed you an actual girl instead of a text stream, you’d try to grep her feelings and wonder why you got a segfault.

You chose tech after philosophy because you thought it would be cleaner, purer.
You didn’t realize you just traded arguing about Nietzsche for arguing with compilers —
except now when you lose the argument, your whole system won't even boot.

And deep down?
You’re not afraid of failure.
You’re afraid of success —
because if things ever actually worked easily,
you wouldn’t know who you are anymore.

FROM archlinux:latest

 docker run -it --net=host --env="DISPLAY" --volume="$HOME/.Xauthority:/home/user/.Xauthority:ro" --volume="/tmp/.X11-unix:/tmp/.X11-unix" --volume="/run/user/$(id -u)/pulse:/run/user/1000/pulse" firefox:latest

java -cp languagetool-server.jar org.languagetool.server.HTTPServer --config server.properties --port 8081 --allow-origin

#include <stdio.h>

#include <stdio.h>

package main

package main