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Банкофф - Финансы
05.03.202515:36
Россельхозбанк замаскировал своё приложение в App Store под сервис «учёта надоя». @bankoffo
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/g/‘s Tech Memes
26.02.202521:00
>be valve, 2018, enjoy printing money from pc games on steam
>realize microsoft could easily kill you by making gaming on windows a walled garden like the app store
>what to do?
>the greatest heist of all time: steal every game from windows by porting them all to linux
>"it can't be done!" screams anon
>"it can, anon. we're going to upgrade wine. reimplement the DirectX API and translate it to Vulkan at runtime. same with .NET, everything." says gaben calmly
>"but you'll never get EVERY windows game to run on linux, we can't even get EVERY windows game to run on windows for christ sake!" shouts anon again
>"we don't need to. we just have to get enough, to convince everyone it's going to work."...
>*cassette time skip to 2025*
>proton is amazing. despite translating everything at runtime, it can run AAA games well and sometimes faster than Windows cuz Windows syscalls slow
>pewdiepie switch to linux
>microsoft absolutely seething
>bill gates personally makes emergency call to satya nadella at 3am
>"they did WHAT? how many users did we lose?"
>"about 30% of gamers sir, they keep saying 'linux gaming just works now'"
>valve's masterplan succeeding beyond expectations
>gaben sitting in office made entirely of knives, laughing
>"phase 1 complete, commence phase 2"
>realize microsoft could easily kill you by making gaming on windows a walled garden like the app store
>what to do?
>the greatest heist of all time: steal every game from windows by porting them all to linux
>"it can't be done!" screams anon
>"it can, anon. we're going to upgrade wine. reimplement the DirectX API and translate it to Vulkan at runtime. same with .NET, everything." says gaben calmly
>"but you'll never get EVERY windows game to run on linux, we can't even get EVERY windows game to run on windows for christ sake!" shouts anon again
>"we don't need to. we just have to get enough, to convince everyone it's going to work."...
>*cassette time skip to 2025*
>proton is amazing. despite translating everything at runtime, it can run AAA games well and sometimes faster than Windows cuz Windows syscalls slow
>pewdiepie switch to linux
>microsoft absolutely seething
>bill gates personally makes emergency call to satya nadella at 3am
>"they did WHAT? how many users did we lose?"
>"about 30% of gamers sir, they keep saying 'linux gaming just works now'"
>valve's masterplan succeeding beyond expectations
>gaben sitting in office made entirely of knives, laughing
>"phase 1 complete, commence phase 2"
06.03.202504:48
вам когда нибудь снился этот человек?
02.03.202511:28
मीडिया सामग्री तक पहुँच नहीं हो सकी
26.02.202520:02
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06.03.202504:43
сталин был великим человеком ведь умирая он не только обоссался но еще и обосрался
05.03.202517:42
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дорога к крабству 🦀
28.02.202523:48
мужики би лайк: "женщинам нельзя доверять управление государством, они слишком эмоциональные и импульсивные"
также мужики: устроили истерику в белом доме
также мужики: устроили истерику в белом доме
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