Simps Unleashed
03.03.202520:35
We should all strive to be rich and abusive men, wouldn't you agree?
27.02.202507:15
The Golden One will tell you that it's all Pastor Soyjak's fault he got cucked and murdered, that he deserved his fate because he wasn't really a gentleman, a good guy, and a loving husband and father. If only he was... His cheating wife would've come around eventually, guys!
01.03.202520:32
That there exist men thirsty enough to sleep with such landwhales is mind-boggling to say the least.
28.02.202512:07
She's not helping the "male loneliness epidemic" by lying and distorting the truth though. Her male character's terms all sound pretty reasonable at first, until she just couldn't help herself and paint ALL men as unfaithful at the end of her skit. Then again, as with all women, perhaps this accusation of hers is actually a confession...?
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St. Peter’s Firewood Emporium
27.02.202506:11
...the motives for the crime were “strong suspicions of a romantic relationship between the person who ordered the crime and her accomplice, the guard at the couple’s residence.”
RIP Pastor Soyjak.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-woman-charged-murdering-husband-christian-mission-angola-rcna193790
22.02.202520:31
03.03.202504:32
Even he knows better than to simp.
02.03.202513:22
27.02.202504:33
"Simp for me only, boy!"
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Revenge of the MAGA King
22.02.202510:34
Ashley St. Clair has sued Elon Musk for sole custody of their 5-month-old son.
03.03.202500:40
Chat, does this count as simping?
02.03.202512:32
01.03.202504:31
No good deed goes unpunished.
27.02.202520:30
Captain Save-a-Ho = Get Out of Jail Free card for thots
26.02.202514:14
So the Golden Simp here says we still gotta bow to women and make them feel safe and respected even though they've betrayed us all with their political choices time and again. No. Letting women have their way is precisely one of the things that got us to where we are now, so what makes this dumb meathead Swede think that simping even harder is the solution? He should go back to sunning his balls or whatever the fuck he usually does instead of trying to sound intelligent on the internet.
When it comes to bitches, remember ABC: Always Be Contemptuous. Women will respect you more for it.
When it comes to bitches, remember ABC: Always Be Contemptuous. Women will respect you more for it.
22.02.202504:30
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