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01.05.202506:07
A US retiree had 3,520 bitcoins worth $330 million stolen from him - one of the largest crypto scams in history. Fraudsters laundered the funds through 300 wallets and 20 exchanges, most of them converted into XMR, which is untraceable. Against this backdrop, the coin's exchange rate rose by 50%. Experts believe the return of the funds is unlikely.
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20.04.202506:25
Chel gave his vegan sister's kid his first taste of barbecue ribs.
The kid's reaction is amazing 😀
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The kid's reaction is amazing 😀
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16.04.202521:02
Neural networks have finally learned how to animate hands.
But there's one thing...
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14.04.202522:26
12.04.202519:48
The first-ever sperm race will be held in California on April 25, with samples from two universities, USC and UCLA, battling it out on a microscopic track.
The event will take place at the Hollywood Palladium in front of 5,000 spectators, with live streaming, commentators and even betting.
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The event will take place at the Hollywood Palladium in front of 5,000 spectators, with live streaming, commentators and even betting.
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05.04.202522:41
In England the church organizes wrestling after prayers, and in Germany the bishop reads rap music.
The goal is to lure young people who have long since given up going to church. And, apparently, the method works: 200 people came to the last Wrestling Church service in England. First there is a sermon and prayer, then two hours of wrestling in a wrestling ring right in the church.
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The goal is to lure young people who have long since given up going to church. And, apparently, the method works: 200 people came to the last Wrestling Church service in England. First there is a sermon and prayer, then two hours of wrestling in a wrestling ring right in the church.
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29.04.202522:46
The annual championship on imitating the cry of seagulls was held in Belgium.
This time the winner was Danish Anna Brinald - she came to the competition in a creepy bird costume.
To win the competition, she prepared thoroughly: she rehearsed her screams for a long time in front of a mirror and with real seagulls.
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This time the winner was Danish Anna Brinald - she came to the competition in a creepy bird costume.
To win the competition, she prepared thoroughly: she rehearsed her screams for a long time in front of a mirror and with real seagulls.
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19.04.202519:35
Deloitte fired 60 employees after luring them to the 24th floor on the pretext of free pizza. Instead of treats, they were given termination notices. HR explained that this was a way to identify employees with "extra time". Each was given a $5 coupon to a pizza place as a farewell gift.
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15.04.202519:39
In England, a man in 25 years earned about 760 million rubles by charging for parking at a zoo, which was actually free. The media write that he looked official - with a uniform, badge and barrier, so no one doubted. The fraud only came to light after his sudden disappearance.
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14.04.202507:50
Anecdote of the day: in Serbia, the cops arrested a man, put him in a patrol car, and the supermind just walked out another door.
The cops were distracted by outraged bystanders, and the man calmly went home as if nothing had happened.
That's the kind of defeatism I'm striving for.
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The cops were distracted by outraged bystanders, and the man calmly went home as if nothing had happened.
That's the kind of defeatism I'm striving for.
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10.04.202519:21
A monkey was spotted in Bali with an iPhone 15 Pro Max - the video has garnered 4 million views in three days.
Even a monkey is vacationing in Bali with an iPhone.
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Even a monkey is vacationing in Bali with an iPhone.
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05.04.202522:41
27.04.202521:38
Roma in Kiev, Ukraine are taking candy from cemeteries in sacks.
According to the media, they are taking a huge amount of sweets to Transcarpathia - there they will sell them.
"Hijack in 60 Seconds," Gypsy version.
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According to the media, they are taking a huge amount of sweets to Transcarpathia - there they will sell them.
"Hijack in 60 Seconds," Gypsy version.
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18.04.202504:20
The mayor of Washington, D.C., has declared April 11 Alexander Ovechkin Day (Russian hockey player)
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15.04.202505:40
Attention: a crow walks a rat in Moscow.
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13.04.202521:35
The US Army wanted to create a "gay bomb".
In the '90s, the U.S. Army considered the idea of a chemical weapon that would have affected the outcome of a battle.
"Gay bomb" dropped on the enemy would spray an aphrodisiac that was supposed to make soldiers sexually attracted to each other.
The Pentagon admitted that there was indeed a project, but it did not go further than discussions.
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In the '90s, the U.S. Army considered the idea of a chemical weapon that would have affected the outcome of a battle.
"Gay bomb" dropped on the enemy would spray an aphrodisiac that was supposed to make soldiers sexually attracted to each other.
The Pentagon admitted that there was indeed a project, but it did not go further than discussions.
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09.04.202514:50
Countries are "kissing my ass" to make new trade agreements, Trump said.
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04.04.202521:35
A common accident with zoomers: in the USA, a man ran into a car of ticktockers, and instead of fighting, they started to film dancing on the background of the wrecked car.
The most carefree generation ever.
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27.04.202516:08
Supermind is making hundreds of thousands of dollars on OnlyFans by pretending to be an AI-generated girl - he's generated a beautiful avatar and is mercilessly milking mammoths by collecting donations on her behalf.
I think we're in the wrong business.
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I think we're in the wrong business.
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17.04.202515:14
A high-end restaurant in China is serving a dessert made of... elephant shit.
The dish, poetically named "Flowers Inserted in Elephant Dung", is made from a crunchy base of dung, fruit jam, pollen and honey sorbet.
The dessert is part of a set of 15 exotic dishes: it also includes "honey on ice," tree leaves and a plate of "black slurry" smelling of rot. The price of the question - $530 or about 43 thousand rubles.
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The dish, poetically named "Flowers Inserted in Elephant Dung", is made from a crunchy base of dung, fruit jam, pollen and honey sorbet.
The dessert is part of a set of 15 exotic dishes: it also includes "honey on ice," tree leaves and a plate of "black slurry" smelling of rot. The price of the question - $530 or about 43 thousand rubles.
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14.04.202522:26
The web is buzzing with a man who's been training for months to... to build only one trapezius muscle.
If a man were asymmetrical.
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If a man were asymmetrical.
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13.04.202510:25
Catwoman showed us what it's like to live with a Maine Coon.
You don't understand, he's just learning to play the trombone.
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06.04.202522:40
McGregor is making a comeback
While everyone is discussing his return to the octagon, Conor has already engaged in another - possibly the most high-profile partnership outside of professional MMA.
Conor McGregor has been spotted with 1win merch at the upcoming BKFC tournament in Dubai.
If sources are to be believed, 1win is preparing not just a contract with Conor, but something bigger - an exclusive project or even a business partnership.
Who was it that said McGregor had walked off into the sunset?
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While everyone is discussing his return to the octagon, Conor has already engaged in another - possibly the most high-profile partnership outside of professional MMA.
Conor McGregor has been spotted with 1win merch at the upcoming BKFC tournament in Dubai.
If sources are to be believed, 1win is preparing not just a contract with Conor, but something bigger - an exclusive project or even a business partnership.
Who was it that said McGregor had walked off into the sunset?
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04.04.202510:09
Jokes of the day: a pickpocket with the superpower to instantly shit in his pants was arrested in India - that's how he eluded the police for years.
The 27-year-old crook would steal cell phones and when he was caught, he would immediately urinate in his shorts. The cops would slow down because of the stench, and the guy would calmly walk away.
Eventually, the department devised a plan: the cops put on gloves and gas masks and managed to catch the "shitting Flash".
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The 27-year-old crook would steal cell phones and when he was caught, he would immediately urinate in his shorts. The cops would slow down because of the stench, and the guy would calmly walk away.
Eventually, the department devised a plan: the cops put on gloves and gas masks and managed to catch the "shitting Flash".
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