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05.05.202516:01
🌮5/5/25🌮
⚫️ Today is the 5th of May, formerly known as Cinco de Mayo.
⚫️ Cinco de Mayo was a fake Mexican holiday, only celebrated in America, where white people pretend to be Mexican for a day, similar to pretending to be Irish on St Patrick’s Day, but with more diarrhea.
⚫️ President Donald J. Trump stated while signing an executive order permanently changing the name to the 5th of May, “They’re not going to disrespect our beautiful English language.”
⚫️ Mexican Americans originally planned massive protests, but after drinking too many modelos, they have postponed the riots until tomorrow when they will probably again drink too much.
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⚫️ Today is the 5th of May, formerly known as Cinco de Mayo.
⚫️ Cinco de Mayo was a fake Mexican holiday, only celebrated in America, where white people pretend to be Mexican for a day, similar to pretending to be Irish on St Patrick’s Day, but with more diarrhea.
⚫️ President Donald J. Trump stated while signing an executive order permanently changing the name to the 5th of May, “They’re not going to disrespect our beautiful English language.”
⚫️ Mexican Americans originally planned massive protests, but after drinking too many modelos, they have postponed the riots until tomorrow when they will probably again drink too much.
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02.05.202520:31
⚠️Queen⚠️
⚫️ BPD MILF, Shiloh Hendricks, calls an African American thieving child the n-word.
⚫️ In an attempt to gain internet clout and White liberal's money, a brave Somali-American posted a video of his confrontation with the woman.
⚫️ As of now, the MILF has raised nearly a million dollars on her GiveSendGo, while the courageous Somali-American has only been defamed as a pedophile.
⚫️ The timing of this event is highly suspect, as racist telegram posters are still upset over the fall of the NJP, and they have desperately needed somewhere to send their money.
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⚫️ BPD MILF, Shiloh Hendricks, calls an African American thieving child the n-word.
⚫️ In an attempt to gain internet clout and White liberal's money, a brave Somali-American posted a video of his confrontation with the woman.
⚫️ As of now, the MILF has raised nearly a million dollars on her GiveSendGo, while the courageous Somali-American has only been defamed as a pedophile.
⚫️ The timing of this event is highly suspect, as racist telegram posters are still upset over the fall of the NJP, and they have desperately needed somewhere to send their money.
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01.05.202518:09
⚠️Deus Vult⚠️
⚫️ JD Vance continues his worldwide tour of destruction, this time setting fire to Israel.
⚫️ Just days after causing massive blackouts in Spain and Portugal, the Vice President took a quick unscheduled detour to Jerusalem.
⚫️ While many are puzzled by Vance’s seemingly random attacks, we at NNN suspect that the murder of the Pope, the Iberian blackouts, and the fires in Jerusalem are symbolic of the dark ages, Reconquista, the revival of Catholic Power, and Crusades in the Holy Land.
⚫️ We at NNN believe that Vance’s attack on India was simply for fun.
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⚫️ JD Vance continues his worldwide tour of destruction, this time setting fire to Israel.
⚫️ Just days after causing massive blackouts in Spain and Portugal, the Vice President took a quick unscheduled detour to Jerusalem.
⚫️ While many are puzzled by Vance’s seemingly random attacks, we at NNN suspect that the murder of the Pope, the Iberian blackouts, and the fires in Jerusalem are symbolic of the dark ages, Reconquista, the revival of Catholic Power, and Crusades in the Holy Land.
⚫️ We at NNN believe that Vance’s attack on India was simply for fun.
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30.04.202500:05
❤️Update❤️
⚫️ Winner of the Valentine's Day NNN contest, Katie Smith, has announced on her Instagram page that she is pregnant with former boyfriend Daquan Washington's baby.
⚫️ Now that Katie will be a single mother with a mixed race child, there is no one left to blame except for our audience members who didn't outshare the former couple.
⚫️ We call on Jason Kessler to help Katie in her time of need. However, it's likely that he'll be rejected by the coal burning single mother.
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⚫️ Winner of the Valentine's Day NNN contest, Katie Smith, has announced on her Instagram page that she is pregnant with former boyfriend Daquan Washington's baby.
⚫️ Now that Katie will be a single mother with a mixed race child, there is no one left to blame except for our audience members who didn't outshare the former couple.
⚫️ We call on Jason Kessler to help Katie in her time of need. However, it's likely that he'll be rejected by the coal burning single mother.
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28.04.202516:49
⚠️Misinformed⚠️
⚫️ Morrakiu, of the merchant minute, misleads his audience again.
⚫️ Despite the smug tone of his post, Temu and other online retailers have begun to raise the prices on their high-quality Chinese made products.
⚫️ According to the NNN global trade department, on May 2nd, packages valued at or under $800 will be subject to either a $100 flat rate or a 120% tariff of the package value.
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⚫️ Morrakiu, of the merchant minute, misleads his audience again.
⚫️ Despite the smug tone of his post, Temu and other online retailers have begun to raise the prices on their high-quality Chinese made products.
⚫️ According to the NNN global trade department, on May 2nd, packages valued at or under $800 will be subject to either a $100 flat rate or a 120% tariff of the package value.
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26.04.202518:33
💴Sponsored Content💴
⚫️ A subscriber has reached out to the NNN team and requested a boring update on the Australian election.
⚫️ Somehow, while even less relevant than the Canadian elections, Australian apparently still holds their own.
⚫️ To combat how uninteresting these elections are, the Australian government has made it a crime to refuse voting, with a fine up to $200 Australian dollars ($18.50 USD equivalent).
⚫️ NNN suggests to all of our Australian subscribers to send us $100AUD ($9.25 USD), and in return, we will send you a vetted voter guide.
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⚫️ A subscriber has reached out to the NNN team and requested a boring update on the Australian election.
⚫️ Somehow, while even less relevant than the Canadian elections, Australian apparently still holds their own.
⚫️ To combat how uninteresting these elections are, the Australian government has made it a crime to refuse voting, with a fine up to $200 Australian dollars ($18.50 USD equivalent).
⚫️ NNN suggests to all of our Australian subscribers to send us $100AUD ($9.25 USD), and in return, we will send you a vetted voter guide.
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04.05.202523:01
⚠️Distancing⚠️
⚫️ Anisa Jomha and her husband walk away from their E-celeb clarity boxing event, Creator Clash 3.
⚫️ After relevant headliners such as some jewish guy from the formerly popular YouTube channel "Epic Food Time" quit the program due to Anisa's husband recently becoming a Neonazi, the Johmas were made responsible for refunding all 15 ticket holders if a main event could not be reorganized.
⚫️ After stealing money from kids with cancer at the previous event, the Johmas are attempting to get out of the charity fundraiser before its cancelation.
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⚫️ Anisa Jomha and her husband walk away from their E-celeb clarity boxing event, Creator Clash 3.
⚫️ After relevant headliners such as some jewish guy from the formerly popular YouTube channel "Epic Food Time" quit the program due to Anisa's husband recently becoming a Neonazi, the Johmas were made responsible for refunding all 15 ticket holders if a main event could not be reorganized.
⚫️ After stealing money from kids with cancer at the previous event, the Johmas are attempting to get out of the charity fundraiser before its cancelation.
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02.05.202516:03
⚠️Trade War⚠️
⚫️ Effective today, May 2nd, the Trump administration has increased tariffs on products from China.
⚫️ Previously exempt, products under $800 will now be subject to tariffs, thus impacting low income consumers.
⚫️ Racist Neonazi internet podcasters who rely on imports from mostly nonwhite nations are upset that they are being forced to not engage in as much neoliberal consumerism.
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⚫️ Effective today, May 2nd, the Trump administration has increased tariffs on products from China.
⚫️ Previously exempt, products under $800 will now be subject to tariffs, thus impacting low income consumers.
⚫️ Racist Neonazi internet podcasters who rely on imports from mostly nonwhite nations are upset that they are being forced to not engage in as much neoliberal consumerism.
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01.05.202500:16
🪦The Final Ambien🪦
⚫️ Former top level Neonazi racist and misogynistic simp, Jason Kessler, murdered NNN contestant winner Katie Smith and committed suicide.
⚫️ After taking our advice, Kessler went to Katie and proposed to be the provider for the coal burner and her unborn mulatto baby. Swiftly, she rejected his advances despite him offering multiple candy bars.
⚫️ "You'll fuck a nigger but not me?! I organized Unite the Right!", Kessler screamed as he asphyxiated Katie and the half-breed baby inside her uterus.
⚫️ Before taking his own life, Kessler deleted both his Telegram and X accounts. Despite that, he has now done more for the white race than any of our subscribers.
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⚫️ Former top level Neonazi racist and misogynistic simp, Jason Kessler, murdered NNN contestant winner Katie Smith and committed suicide.
⚫️ After taking our advice, Kessler went to Katie and proposed to be the provider for the coal burner and her unborn mulatto baby. Swiftly, she rejected his advances despite him offering multiple candy bars.
⚫️ "You'll fuck a nigger but not me?! I organized Unite the Right!", Kessler screamed as he asphyxiated Katie and the half-breed baby inside her uterus.
⚫️ Before taking his own life, Kessler deleted both his Telegram and X accounts. Despite that, he has now done more for the white race than any of our subscribers.
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29.04.202517:53
🐳Over?🐳
⚫️ In recent weeks, the whale react has gained massive popularity on many Telegram channels.
⚫️ Larger female admins took this as an attack and, in some cases, successfully removed the reaction from their channel altogether.
⚫️ As of today, it appears as if the whale is on its way out and the hotdog is ascendant.
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⚫️ In recent weeks, the whale react has gained massive popularity on many Telegram channels.
⚫️ Larger female admins took this as an attack and, in some cases, successfully removed the reaction from their channel altogether.
⚫️ As of today, it appears as if the whale is on its way out and the hotdog is ascendant.
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28.04.202502:50
⚠️Thirsty⚠️
⚫️ Catty Telegram poster, Hrafna, hits on NNN writing staff member.
⚫️ While it is typically against company policy to engage with a subject of our reporting, the writing staff has made an exception for Hrafna, and DMs will be left open for the catty poster.
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⚫️ Catty Telegram poster, Hrafna, hits on NNN writing staff member.
⚫️ While it is typically against company policy to engage with a subject of our reporting, the writing staff has made an exception for Hrafna, and DMs will be left open for the catty poster.
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26.04.202513:02
⚠️Hypocrisy⚠️
⚫️ Telegram user, Aron Art, claims that he doesn't like money.
⚫️ Despite this claim, the supposed artist refused to commission a piece for one of our low-level correspondants over monetary compensation issues.
⚫️ While the piece would have paid for itself in notoriety, the greedy artist would not finger paint for free.
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⚫️ Telegram user, Aron Art, claims that he doesn't like money.
⚫️ Despite this claim, the supposed artist refused to commission a piece for one of our low-level correspondants over monetary compensation issues.
⚫️ While the piece would have paid for itself in notoriety, the greedy artist would not finger paint for free.
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03.05.202516:43
⚠️Hypocrisy⚠️
⚫️ E-Christian crowd funding website, GiveSendGo deletes comments on BDP MILF Shiloh Hendrick's page.
⚫️ Despite comments like "Death to the white man" previously being allowed on the Karmelo Anthony page, they have also been stopped to give the appearance of neutrality.
⚫️ While incels and jealous bitches continue to seethe, Shiloh's fundraiser continues to exceed everyone's expectations.
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⚫️ E-Christian crowd funding website, GiveSendGo deletes comments on BDP MILF Shiloh Hendrick's page.
⚫️ Despite comments like "Death to the white man" previously being allowed on the Karmelo Anthony page, they have also been stopped to give the appearance of neutrality.
⚫️ While incels and jealous bitches continue to seethe, Shiloh's fundraiser continues to exceed everyone's expectations.
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02.05.202503:28
⚠️Angry⚠️
⚫️ Some guy named Gmorking seeths in dramatic effort post at wigger Hux Deluxe over a fundraiser for a White woman who said nigger in public.
⚫️ Gmorking, as a devout incel,
blames the fact that Hux is a Wifeguy on why he shared the already trending Gofundme for the Ayran Queen.
⚫️ Despite the cries of the dry dick individual, Hux has now vowed to match all donations made by his subscribers.
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⚫️ Some guy named Gmorking seeths in dramatic effort post at wigger Hux Deluxe over a fundraiser for a White woman who said nigger in public.
⚫️ Gmorking, as a devout incel,
blames the fact that Hux is a Wifeguy on why he shared the already trending Gofundme for the Ayran Queen.
⚫️ Despite the cries of the dry dick individual, Hux has now vowed to match all donations made by his subscribers.
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30.04.202514:34
⚠️Game Over⚠️
⚫️ Nintendo of America CEO Doug Bowser was killed by Luigi Mario, brother of the famous Mario Mario outside Nintendo of America headquarters earlier this morning.
⚫️ Witnesses say that Luigi approached Bowser and fired 3 shots from a fire flower, striking him in the back, and then hoping onto his bike and riding off.
⚫️ Three flower petals were found at the scene with the words ‘Lower,’ ‘The,” and ‘Price’ written on them, a recent rallying cry in light of excessive costs for the Nintendo Switch 2, games, and accessories.
⚫️ While instantly becoming a legend amongst the poor, many have pointed out Luigi’s immense wealth including, but not limited to, a giant mansion filled with gold that he inherited.
⚫️ Luigi was captured after stopping for a burger in Mario Kart World in an effort to change costumes.
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⚫️ Nintendo of America CEO Doug Bowser was killed by Luigi Mario, brother of the famous Mario Mario outside Nintendo of America headquarters earlier this morning.
⚫️ Witnesses say that Luigi approached Bowser and fired 3 shots from a fire flower, striking him in the back, and then hoping onto his bike and riding off.
⚫️ Three flower petals were found at the scene with the words ‘Lower,’ ‘The,” and ‘Price’ written on them, a recent rallying cry in light of excessive costs for the Nintendo Switch 2, games, and accessories.
⚫️ While instantly becoming a legend amongst the poor, many have pointed out Luigi’s immense wealth including, but not limited to, a giant mansion filled with gold that he inherited.
⚫️ Luigi was captured after stopping for a burger in Mario Kart World in an effort to change costumes.
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29.04.202514:01
🎉Congratulations🎉
⚫️ NNN congratulates ourselves for reaching 1,600 subs.
⚫️Many other channels have existed for much longer, while only posting stolen content, and they still can not reach even a sixth of as many subs.
📰Congrats to the NNN team📰
⚫️ NNN congratulates ourselves for reaching 1,600 subs.
⚫️Many other channels have existed for much longer, while only posting stolen content, and they still can not reach even a sixth of as many subs.
📰Congrats to the NNN team📰
27.04.202523:33
⚠️Down Bad⚠️
⚫️ Former NNN contributor, Brian Greene, is incredibly poor after giving up lucrative career in Telegram journalism.
⚫️ After leaving the NNN team on bad terms, we can not possibly express how much joy this brings to each hard-working member of our organization.
⚫️ NNN hopes that drug addiction and death follow, putting an end to the misery which is Brian Greene.
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⚫️ Former NNN contributor, Brian Greene, is incredibly poor after giving up lucrative career in Telegram journalism.
⚫️ After leaving the NNN team on bad terms, we can not possibly express how much joy this brings to each hard-working member of our organization.
⚫️ NNN hopes that drug addiction and death follow, putting an end to the misery which is Brian Greene.
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25.04.202523:08
⚠️Special⚠️
⚫️ Catty poster Hrafna is unable to spell basic words.
⚫️ Precisely why the Telegram user can not spell 'precisely' is unknown at this time.
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⚫️ Catty poster Hrafna is unable to spell basic words.
⚫️ Precisely why the Telegram user can not spell 'precisely' is unknown at this time.
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03.05.202503:17
⚠️Fake⚠️
⚫️ Terminally online racists have been spreading misinformation claiming the above image is of White Rosa Parks, aka Shiloh Hendricks.
⚫️ The photo in question is actually NNN Valentine’s Day contest winners Darquon Washington and his then girlfriend Katie Smith.
⚫️ Loyal NNN readers will remember when tragedy struck earlier this week when Katie Smith was killed in a murder/suicide after she refused a marriage proposal by Jason Kessler.
⚫️ Darquon Washington remains in good spirits and good things seem to continue to happen to him.
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⚫️ Terminally online racists have been spreading misinformation claiming the above image is of White Rosa Parks, aka Shiloh Hendricks.
⚫️ The photo in question is actually NNN Valentine’s Day contest winners Darquon Washington and his then girlfriend Katie Smith.
⚫️ Loyal NNN readers will remember when tragedy struck earlier this week when Katie Smith was killed in a murder/suicide after she refused a marriage proposal by Jason Kessler.
⚫️ Darquon Washington remains in good spirits and good things seem to continue to happen to him.
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01.05.202520:10
⚠️Attacked⚠️
⚫️ Indians, once again, attempt to defame NNN.
⚫️ Unlike previous efforts with the ads for India, this time we were brigaded with Whale react bots, possibly costing up to $500.00.
⚫️ Despite these attacks NNN still believes that the Hotdog react will be victorious.
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⚫️ Indians, once again, attempt to defame NNN.
⚫️ Unlike previous efforts with the ads for India, this time we were brigaded with Whale react bots, possibly costing up to $500.00.
⚫️ Despite these attacks NNN still believes that the Hotdog react will be victorious.
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30.04.202502:49
⚠️Movement⚠️
⚫️ Pakistan's Information Minister Attaullah Tarrar has claimed that India is preparing to launch an attack within 36 hours.
⚫️ India, coming off Mark Carney’s victory in the Canadian election, is feeling confident in their ability to attack their neighbor to the west.
⚫️ Many have speculated what a war between India and Pakistan would look like, however the Discovery Channel had the best prediction, showing hours of unaired footage of monkeys throwing feces at each other.
⚫️ African American ✊🏿 homosexual 🏳️🌈 pornography spreader Adolf Nigler has studied the footage and is considering expanding his thug posting in ways more horrifying than previously imagined.
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⚫️ Pakistan's Information Minister Attaullah Tarrar has claimed that India is preparing to launch an attack within 36 hours.
⚫️ India, coming off Mark Carney’s victory in the Canadian election, is feeling confident in their ability to attack their neighbor to the west.
⚫️ Many have speculated what a war between India and Pakistan would look like, however the Discovery Channel had the best prediction, showing hours of unaired footage of monkeys throwing feces at each other.
⚫️ African American ✊🏿 homosexual 🏳️🌈 pornography spreader Adolf Nigler has studied the footage and is considering expanding his thug posting in ways more horrifying than previously imagined.
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29.04.202502:28
⚠️Decisive Victory⚠️
⚫️ Mark Carney of the Liberal Party of Canada has won the Canadian election.
⚫️ Despite technically being a country, many citizens of the world were unaware that Canada held an election this Monday.
⚫️ This victory over the French guy was only possible with the aid of Jagmeet Singh, making a last-minute backroom deal for his support in exchange for Canadian boots on the ground in the ongoing Pakistan-Indian conflict.
⚫️ Since Canadian soldiers are notoriously ineffective, Carney also agreed to another wave of 100 million Indians being allowed to immigrate to the North American country.
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⚫️ Mark Carney of the Liberal Party of Canada has won the Canadian election.
⚫️ Despite technically being a country, many citizens of the world were unaware that Canada held an election this Monday.
⚫️ This victory over the French guy was only possible with the aid of Jagmeet Singh, making a last-minute backroom deal for his support in exchange for Canadian boots on the ground in the ongoing Pakistan-Indian conflict.
⚫️ Since Canadian soldiers are notoriously ineffective, Carney also agreed to another wave of 100 million Indians being allowed to immigrate to the North American country.
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27.04.202501:44
⚠️Kosher⚠️
⚫️ LDS apostate Deleted Account Z, better known as Howard Philips, the formerly engaged truck driver, questions if myths about how to properly cook a steak are kosher.
⚫️ Ideas such as salting, searing, or even that medium-rare is the ideal finish are now under scrutiny as suspected jewish propaganda.
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⚫️ LDS apostate Deleted Account Z, better known as Howard Philips, the formerly engaged truck driver, questions if myths about how to properly cook a steak are kosher.
⚫️ Ideas such as salting, searing, or even that medium-rare is the ideal finish are now under scrutiny as suspected jewish propaganda.
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25.04.202518:15
⚠️Powerless⚠️
⚫️ Heavy marijuana user and high-level mod, Corinthian Fugue has called for another banning.
⚫️ On this occasion, fortunately for the Telegram user he was calling to banned, the stoner was unmodded and thus unable to live out his continuous power trip.
⚫️ At this time, it is unknown if the mods listened to his demands.
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⚫️ Heavy marijuana user and high-level mod, Corinthian Fugue has called for another banning.
⚫️ On this occasion, fortunately for the Telegram user he was calling to banned, the stoner was unmodded and thus unable to live out his continuous power trip.
⚫️ At this time, it is unknown if the mods listened to his demands.
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