xkcd
25.04.202515:35
'Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.'
23.04.202523:25
'After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.'
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3079. "Air Fact"
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3077. "de Sitter"
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3074. "Push Notifications"
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3081. "PhD Timeline"
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3080. "Tennis Balls"
19.04.202502:40
'The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.'
15.04.202505:05
'When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.'
11.04.202517:30
3075. "Anachronym Challenge"
09.04.202520:00
'NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!'
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'Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.'
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3076. "The Roads Both Taken"
11.04.202517:30
'I have to pay with paper money.'
07.04.202523:50
'[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!'
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''Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.''
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