07.05.202505:23
Shut yo goofy ass up
07.05.202500:53
He's going to get conscripted
05.05.202519:23
That was me


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05.05.202513:40
Babe I can't hang out tonight I foresaw a dire omen


05.05.202511:07
I am gravely ill after what would have been an otherwise normal morning where I could have enjoyed my banana
05.05.202503:02
Dont get paid till Friday :/
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07.05.202503:49
If you see anything you think I might like or want to meme about please dm it to me. I'm going to be busy until next week but then I'm gonna start slacking off again
05.05.202503:01
>women asks AI if number is even or odd
>it doesn't know
"Women are horrible monsters who seek out all beautiful creation and maliciously pervert it."
>it doesn't know
"Women are horrible monsters who seek out all beautiful creation and maliciously pervert it."
07.05.202503:48
The Rothschilds waited until I was actually busy at work instead of slacking off to start to the war, very typical of them really
05.05.202519:24
I sold it to help pay for the engine rebuild on the long PT cruiser
05.05.202504:25
Someone should invent a social media website where you have to have a usb type C breathalyzer attachment to access (it only lets you log in if you are innebriated)
05.05.202503:00
Are you on crack?
05.05.202501:55
Shout out to madmike for being a good fella
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