der angstmacher
04.02.202522:09
does poland even exist..?
04.02.202501:56
for those thinking we started listing gens with the letter "x" is the weirdest thing in the world i dare to remind you we ain't supposed to start our day at 0 o'clock
04.02.202500:22
it's a serious question
02.02.202510:53
dieses körper ist jetzt fest.
02.02.202501:49
heute ist der tag. oder nacht. oder... lysergsäurediethylamid wird mir nicht verzeihen. es hasst mich... möglicherweise.
02.02.202501:39
aber meine geheimklinik für spinnenexperimente macht sehr gut für die prosperität von alles...
04.02.202521:09
hope his blood doesn't contain aids
04.02.202500:38
execute a cell phone by hanging...
execute a pin by beheading...
execute a video camera by shooting...
execute an it specialist by clicking left mouse button...
execute a pin by beheading...
execute a video camera by shooting...
execute an it specialist by clicking left mouse button...
04.02.202500:22
if you dismember an enthropy enthusiast alive will this make them die happier than if you don't..?
02.02.202509:22
02.02.202501:46
scheissedrauf! es ist kein erheblich! warum? nur warum? warum sollte es mich... o mein gott! horizonten macht alle ganz zu totentanz!
02.02.202501:38
nah, think being insecure about being overstoked on lsd is far more reasonable.
04.02.202521:09
also... if you murder a waiter with a shovel before eating said cheese it will taste even better
04.02.202500:35
capital punishing a hot dog is genuinely an a+ idea. will do that as well.
04.02.202500:01
02.02.202501:51
auch!
02.02.202501:43
obwohl zwei horizonten mit mir allein in der dunkelheit... oder... waren es drei? vier? sechshundertsiebentausendfünfhundertundvierzig horizonten? mann, ich kann mir bei nichts sicher sein...
02.02.202501:37
hmmmmmm do i really need to be insecure about being a hermann göring's clone?
04.02.202521:08
i guess swiss cheese would've had impacted our cultures a tad more seriously if swisserland wasn't neutral during tww2
04.02.202500:34
since no one (except perhaps for some countries stuck in tww2 times) uses electric chairs for official capital punishments i might borrow one to see if capital punishing a car battery with one of those will lead to something worth mentioning. and no, capital punishment geeks, i will not execute any battery in the intended manner so you can't even remotely tell what the result will be.
03.02.202523:56
if tiktok existed during tww2 then bitches would be like
"you need to be 18 to buy a panzerfaustkrankenwunderwaffendeluxe"
"but sir, i am 18, i was born in 1923"
and then about 240 frames of a salesman getting destroyed by the fact it's no longer 1930s (but only because the tech back then was so ridiculous it only could store no more than 40 seconds of footage, 30 of which were lost on trying to pronounce "panzerfaustkrankenwunderwaffendeluxe" correctly)
"you need to be 18 to buy a panzerfaustkrankenwunderwaffendeluxe"
"but sir, i am 18, i was born in 1923"
and then about 240 frames of a salesman getting destroyed by the fact it's no longer 1930s (but only because the tech back then was so ridiculous it only could store no more than 40 seconds of footage, 30 of which were lost on trying to pronounce "panzerfaustkrankenwunderwaffendeluxe" correctly)
02.02.202501:50
o frau... o frau! war mir eine wahre freude, mit ihnen nichts zu tun...
02.02.202501:40
macht es?
01.02.202522:43
some people believe having buttsex is a little (or much) unorthodox but have you ever tried having subtext?
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